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Some things are better left alone. Like me, for instance.
Squidward
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1idfreak · 2 years
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"Alcohol tastes better when your life is fucked up."
-Sheldon J. Plankton
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(As they're rough-housing, and Jason is winning)
Jason: Any last words, Timmy?
Tim: May thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders and torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!
Damian: (spectating): Ooh, pretty good last words...
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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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Jason: If you had to choose between Tim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Damian: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Jason: 63 cents.
Damian: I'll take the money.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.
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SpongeBob: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Timmy: Yellow
Danny: The correct answer is packing peanuts
SpongeBob: Oh, I see because you carry the two and-
Jimmy: Please, go tO BED!
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umuulan-na · 1 year
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spongebob: i'm not a hater but-
danny: don't worry i am
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marsinout · 4 months
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Max: Bye Charles! Bye Oscar! Bye Daniel! Bye Checo! Bye Charles! Lando: You said ‘bye Charles’ twice. Max: I like Charles.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Y/N: Have you seen my underwear?
Natasha: No…
Y/N: Do you want to?
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kszombiesoul93 · 3 months
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(Alastor spits out his drink)
Alastor: LUCIFER!!!!!
Lucifer: ALASTOR WHAT IS IT!?!?
Alastor: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is!
Lucifer: aww, thank you Al 🙂
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incorrect-spiderverse · 7 months
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*Pavitr and Hobie are acting as Miles' wingmen*
Pavitr: "Remember, Miles, flatter her. Make her feel good.
Hobie: "Don’t come on too strong."
*Miles knocks on Gwens door*
Gwen : "Yes?"
Miles : "I love you."
*Gwen panic slams the door*
Hobie, while shaking his head: " way too strong"
*Pavitr gives Miles a thumbs up*
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Squidward: I’m too tired for this. SpongeBob: You just woke up. Squidward: And yet I’m already tired of you all.
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lilliejareau · 3 months
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rossi: im claustrophobic
emily: what does that mean?
derek: it means he’s afraid of santa claus
rossi: it does not.
emily: HO! HO! HO!
derek: stop it, prentiss, you’re scaring him!!
rossi:
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a-great-big-universe · 9 months
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The Nicktoons when they Unite! idk I never played the game.
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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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Dick: Don't worry, Damian. We'll get Tim to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.
Damian: And that's when I punch him, right?
Dick:
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britishsquidward · 1 month
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He's trying.
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