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Mace: The next person who says 'owo' or 'uwu' is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kit: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Mace: I am going to break your fingers.
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incorrectswquotes · 2 days ago
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Ahsoka : What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Obi-Wan: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Anakin : Smad
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chancellorcody · a day ago
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Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Tech, staring at any machine that could be programmed better: I can fix him…
//The only toxic thing in this man’s life is mediocre apparatus apparently// Hc that Tech cannot be STOPPED when trying to fix things that he isn’t supposed to fix
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Winter Celchu: Why would you give a gun to Jaina?!
Mara Jade: She said she felt unsafe!
Winter Celchu: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Mara Jade:
Winter Celchu:
Mara Jade, reaching into her coat: You want a gun?
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starwarslostclone · 2 days ago
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Mace windu:
Yoda:
Plo koon: Okay, what in the force are they doing?
Kit fisto: Seeing who has deal with Kenobi and Skywalker’s bullshit today
Mace: *blinks
Yoda: HA! Deal with them ,you shall
Mace: Dammit!
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saltiestsunshine · a day ago
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Yet Another Coruscant Guard Incorrect Quote
Sergeant Hound: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Commander Fox: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Sergeant Hound: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Commander Fox: I pity your dentist.
Sergeant Hound: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.
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sandsucks · 2 days ago
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Luke: Grogu has such a radiant personality, he could bring things to life!
Din: Aww
Din: But not really though, right?
Luke: :)
Grogu: :)
Din: rIgHt??
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nutella531 · a day ago
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Ahsoka: so we're taking Rex to build a bear. *GASP* WE SHOULD GIVE IT A LITTLE CLONE OUTFIT
Anakin: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA
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clonesxlife · 2 days ago
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Anakin: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"
Obi-wan: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.
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Anakin: Master Windu, why do you hate the Chancellor?
Mace: I don't hate him, Skywalker. Hate is the way of the Darkside.
Mace: Just. The Chancellor... Well, I don't hate him. Just his voice. And the sounds he makes. And the things he says...
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incorrectswquotes · 2 days ago
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Anakin: Well, onto Plan 2.
Rex : Plan B, you mean?
Anakin: That would imply I only have twenty-six plans.
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Tionne Solusar: So, I've organized Kyp's messages into three distinct categories:
Tionne Solusar: Category One: "From co-workers"
Tionne Solusar: Category Two: "Death Threats"
Tionne Solusar: Category Three: "Death Threats from co-workers."
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starwarslostclone · 18 hours ago
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Anakin: Master, I screwed up, big time.
Obi-Wan, sipping tea : Anakin, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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sandsucks · 16 hours ago
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Luke: I dunno, her message doesn’t seem “happy” to me
Han: Oh really, what’s it say?
Luke: “My dearest Han, I hope this message finds you well because I sure won’t”
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bucketfvcker · 7 months ago
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Ahsoka, showing Rex around the jedi temple: This is Grogu, hes 21 years old, making him the second oldest baby in the temple right after Anakin
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