#incorrect star wars quotes
Obi wan : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Anakin : Several traffic violations.
Ahsoka : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cody : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Rex : Also, that’s not our ship.
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Qui-Gon, trying to comfort his padawan: Nature constantly changes. It's - entropy is the way of life.
Obi-Wan: Nature sucks!
Qui-Gon: You're angry,
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20th star wars as texts
here’s the whole series
that’s it have a good one
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Ahsoka: I have a bad feeling about this...
Anakin: What do you mean?
Ahsoka: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Rex: That actually explains so much.
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Rex, finally assigning Fives to cleaning duty: I want bathroom to be so clean tomorrow you can lick it
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Obi wan: *drugged in medical*
obi wan: what do you call a fake noodle?
cody: *caught by surprise* i dunno, what?
obi wan: an impasta
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Stormtrooper: You have the right to remain silent.
Han: But do I have the ability?
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Leia: *does something incredibly stupid with zero common sense, even to her own confusion*
Luke: *has been waiting for this day since he met her* YOU’RE STUPID TOO 🙀🙀
Leia: *looking down at her hands in horror* Oh god it’s genetic…
Han: …oh thank god I was starting to feel like I was pulling all the weight in that category.
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IDEA INSPIRED BY @unlightsabered and suggested to me by my wonderful friend @bythevay
Star Wars As Funny Text Messages I found on Pinterest
(Sorry for the bad quality)
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Obi-Wan, knocking down the door: Anakin, did you tell the Council that I would dELIBERATELY set a fire for yOU??
Anakin: Yeah? Wouldn’t you?
Obi-Wan, sighing: Unfortunately, yes
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Ahsoka: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Anakin: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Ahsoka: You don’t have to wear…
Anakin: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Anakin : I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Rex: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ahsoka: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Obi wan : I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Cody: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Mara Jade, circa Heir to the Empire: Your new job is with my sworn enemy?!
Talon Karrde: I can’t keep track of ALL your sworn enemies!
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As much as I love short Obi-Wan posts I can’t help but think that- Obi-Wan isn’t even short, everybody around him is just abnormally tall
Padawan!Obi-Wan: Master, please, I understand that the negotiations are short and that if we don’t hurry up they’re going to end without us but you must take into consideration my teeny tiny legs. Compared to you I am an ant. I cannot keep up with you. When you find yourself running ahead please remember to take my itty bitty legs into account. You fucking mammoth.
Qui-Gon: oh for force sake Obi-Wan we don’t have time for this just put on a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeves as tight as you can we need to go
Obi-Wan, more then ten years later, struggling to keep up with Anakin: oh no not good, not again
Obi-Wan, twenty more years later, facing off against Vader on the Death Star: *tilting his head straight up to look him in the eyes* okay I think this is getting quite a bit out of hand
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Obi-Wan : If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Rex: man up; I've been my own dad for 11 years
Anakin: Rex are you okay
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happy may the fourth! 🥳
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Yeeted or yote
Inspired by @incorrectdisasterlineage
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the joke (x)
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Ahsoka, showing Rex around the jedi temple: This is Grogu, hes 21 years old, making him the second oldest baby in the temple right after Anakin
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