Ethan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Ethan: *turns around and helps a young Hannah through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hannah
Hannah: Okay
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Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊
Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.
Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔
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Bill: I'm always the last one to know everything!
Paul: That's not true
Bill: Yes it is, I was the last one to know about Melissa falling off that table drunk. I was the last one to know about Mr Davidson accidentally braiding his hair wrong. I was the last one to know about Charlotte's crush on Ted-
Ted: WHAT
Bill: Oh, second to last to know!
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Grace: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Nibbly: It's not water.
Wilbur: Vodka! I like your sty–
Nibbly: It's vinegar.
Wilbur: ...what?
Nibbly: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
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Pokey: This date is boring!
Paul: This isn't a date! I said I was going to the store!
Pokey: Then why did you invite me?
Paul: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me." Then you said, "fuck you Paul I'll do whatever I want!
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Why Pokey Barely Speaks In The Summoning:
Peter: Wait, isn’t there a fifth guy here?
Wiggly *sighing*: Yes, but we don’t let him talk much because he’s… unique-
Pokey *starting a one man kick line*: Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle!
Peter: Oh… he’s a theatre kid.
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Ethan, scolding Hannah: We are not mad, just disappointed
Lex: No, we are mad
Ethan: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Lex: No, we are not
Ethan: I'm not a mind reader, Lex
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Ruth: I'd say I've got a pretty good handle on my life by now
Steph: Dude, you burst into tears like three times a day
Ruth: It used to be four
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Wilbur: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Wiggly: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Wiblur: Oh.
Wiggly: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
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