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#incorrect steve and bucky quotes
lazy-cat-corner · 6 months ago
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Steve reading apology letter: And I’m sorry everyone for ruining your timelines.
Bucky: [slaps Steve’s arm]
Steve: And I’m....sorry...Loki, for sending you to space jail.
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shadow-dixon · 5 months ago
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Y/N : So , I kind of like someone. I don't want to tell you because-
Tony : Just rip the bandage off, it cant be that bad.
Y/N : It's Bucky.
Tony : If you don't put the bandage back on, RIGHT FUCKING NOW-
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phoenixes-and-wizards · 5 months ago
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joaquin: bucky barnes is stupid
sam, smiling: what did he do now
joaquin, clearly not listening: he walks around, thinking he's soooooo slick and secretive, but literally everyone can see that he's in love with you
sam: hang on--
joaquin: wELL SURPRISE SURPRISE WHITE MAN YOU AIN'T SPECIAL WE'RE ALL IN LOVE WITH SAM
sam: wHAT--
zemo: no no he's got a point
sharon: yeah he totally does
steve, on his 31st wineglass somewhere in heaven: hear hear
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ragingemini · a month ago
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Nat: Obviously I'm the most flexible. I did ballet.
Steve: You sure? Can you put your legs behind your head? Cause Bucky can.
Sam: And you know that because...?
Steve:
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chasecollinns · 2 months ago
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The Winter Soldier: you should FEAR me. i will take you DOWN. i am a MENACE. You are my MISSION!
Steve, fondly: you can be whatever you want to be sweetheart.
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artedimichelangelo · 9 months ago
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Bucky: WHO ATE MY PLUMS?
Steve: Don’t look at me.
Bucky: SAM, WAS IT YOU?
Sam: *Looks at Y/N*
Y/N:
Sam: It was Y/N.
Y/N: SAM YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN´T TELL!
Bucky: Oh, it was you, baby? Were they good? Want some more?
Sam: This motherf-
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audacity-bitch · a month ago
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Steve: What should we get Y/N for Christmas?
Tony: New suit?
Natasha: New gun?
Peter: Top Gun?
Wanda: New heels/boots?
Bucky: New switch blade?
Sam: A walkman?
Steve:
Steve: Skrew it, I’m asking Y/N what they want, I can’t get an actual answer out of you guys.
Y/N: *Drops out of the ceiling air vent* They all sound - Stop hyperventilating Steve - they all sound like wonderful ideas.
Everyone but Steve: 😁
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