#incorrect steve rogers
Steve: I have really high standards, I only fall in love with graceful-
Bucky :* stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two cats and landing flat on his face*
Steve:I want that one
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Bucky: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance
Steve, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess
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Y/N: Here's a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we're caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them.
Steve: No doll, we're not doing that.
Bucky, nodding: Mistlefoe.
Steve: Buck, DON'T encourage her-
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Steve: *to Peter* Why do you go to sleep so late?
Peter: *looking off into the distance* There's no rest for the wicked
Tony : He stays up late to watch cat videos.
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Steve: can you do me a favour
Bucky: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Steve: cool, can you do the dishes?
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Peter: So what if he wins again?
Steve: We suck it up, I guess.
Bucky, cleaning his favorite shotgun: Not my first president, won't be my last.
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bucky: *speaking russian*
steve: i know, i know.
sam: you speak russian?
steve: no. i just know the phrase, ‘you're so fucking dumb’ in every language he speaks.
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Bucky: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Steve: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Bucky: Absolutely not.
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steve, age 15: i’m getting us fake IDs
bucky: to drink?
steve: to vote
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Tony: What have you got there?
Steve, with his sketchbook full of drawings of Tony: Not secrets!
Tony: That was literally the worst answer you could have given.
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Bucky: Fuck you
Steve: Do it
Steve: You won't
Bucky, taking his shirt off: Bitch
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Peter: If Mr. Stark and Ms. Potts got together, they would make the most beautiful super baby. It would rule us all...But what if super baby became too powerful?
Steve: What I meant was, did you have anything to say about the mission?
Peter: Oh, yeah, a lot.
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Steve: We made a map of all the possible places Bucky could be.
Sam: This is literally a map of the world...
Natasha: Exactly, we have no idea where he is.
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Steve: Yeah, I'm a heavy metal fan.
Bucky, attempting to flirt: Well, I don't want to brag, but have you seen my left arm?
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[Steve briefing their next mission to the team with the avengers chattering behind him]
Steve: *turns around sternly* Why do I hear people talking?
Peter: *mumbling* Maybe because you have ears, genius
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bucky: *drunk, filling out a form* what's an occupation?
clint: it is something you do
bucky: *nodding while writing* steve rogers.
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Steve, nervously walking into the living room: Bucky... Don't get mad or anything, but... I think I might be bisexual
Bucky, sitting on Sam's lap: ....
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bucky: look stop fucking around and show us your flying car tony
steve: yeah tony
bucky: your dad promised us a flying car tony
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