#incorrect stevebucky

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: There are only three ways to do things: the legal way, the illegal way, and the Steve way.

Sam: Isn't the Steve way just the illegal way?

Bucky: Yes but it's faster and he gets away with it.

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[buvkys]

bucky, sitting at the counter reading: Those jeans are really working for you.

steve, who is sitting across from him: Yeah!?

bucky, who is still “reading”: There working for me too.

steve, flustered with a big smile on his face: You’re flirting with me…

bucky, who now has a sly grin on his face: Something like that.

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[dreaming-in-color]

bucky: *frantically looking through the cabinets*

steve: what are you looking for?

bucky: uh flour

steve: ...why?

bucky, sighing impatiently: these kids outside thought I was a drug dealer and they want cocaine

steve, blinking slowly: wh... you know, this is why I love you

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[stucky-love-forever]

Steve: I need your help. I made a mistake.

Bucky: It’s ok, I have a shovel.

Steve: What do you think I did?

Bucky: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know

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[marvelstufflol]

Steve: think you can mansplain, manipulate, malewife your way out of this one?

Bucky: Manslaughter it is

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[seb-and-evans-girl]

Steve: Why are you burning our marriage certificate?

Bucky: Good luck returning me without a receipt

Steve: That's not how- I was never going to-

Steve:

Bucky:

Steve: Fuck it, just don't hurt yourself

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[azerishi]

Steve: When I was a kid, I used to be so weird.

Bucky: Even now that you're a century old, you're still fucking weird.

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[pinupbuck]

steve:hey buck this looks like you

steve: ^-^

bucky: what

bucky: why do you say it looks like me

steve: it looks nice and gentle

bucky: ……

bucky: i killed the president steve

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[slaymaxuwu]

y'know what, glad I wke early so that I could see threadless that is will hail and try and guess what is happening, but yeah sure, will hail is Canon and endgame Mike ends up with Dustin lucas ends up with el and max ilemds up with no one she's ace

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[howlingcommanddo]

Bucky: im gonna need you to swear-

Pre-Serum Steve: fuck

Bucky: swear as in promise.

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Steve, about the winter soldier: But I can domesticate him

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[gay-jewish-bucky]

Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!

Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?

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[steveybucky]

Wow that’s too bad what happened to the 107th…. Wait, did you say the 107th?? As in Sergeant James Barnes of the 107th?? And nobody has gone looking for him????? Well shit, I guess I’m walking to Austria to march into a heavily fortified military base across enemy lines alone with nothing but a couple of theater props because of the slightest possibility he’s still alive. Oh, he’s alive. I can feel it in my soul. What? Oh no, we’re just friends :)

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[stucky-love-forever]

Steve: Please? For me?

Bucky: Don’t do that

Steve: What?

Bucky: You think everytime you say ‘Please? For me?’ I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time.

Steve: Please? For me?

Bucky: Fine.

Sam: WHIPPED!

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[steveandbuckysdaughter]

Bucky: *shoots and kills people*

Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*

Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3

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[seb-and-evans-girl]

Bucky: Hypothetically if someone was to put another person in a washing machine and turn it on would that person die?

Natasha: Yes

Steve: Where is Sam!?

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