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#incorrect stevebucky quotes
natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: There are only three ways to do things: the legal way, the illegal way, and the Steve way.
Sam: Isn't the Steve way just the illegal way?
Bucky: Yes but it's faster and he gets away with it.
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twistedpixie77 · 1 year
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y/n: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Bucky: Well Steve and I-
Steve: *elbows Bucky*
Bucky: ...wouldn't know.
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howlingcommanddo · 25 days
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Bucky: im gonna need you to swear-
Pre-Serum Steve: fuck
Bucky: swear as in promise.
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steveybucky · 2 months
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Wow that’s too bad what happened to the 107th…. Wait, did you say the 107th?? As in Sergeant James Barnes of the 107th?? And nobody has gone looking for him????? Well shit, I guess I’m walking to Austria to march into a heavily fortified military base across enemy lines alone with nothing but a couple of theater props because of the slightest possibility he’s still alive. Oh, he’s alive. I can feel it in my soul. What? Oh no, we’re just friends :)
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Bucky: *shoots and kills people*
Bucky: *is responsible for some of the most important assassinations in 20th century’s history*
Steve: awww you go babe, you put the “cute” in execute :3
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jouskalove · 1 year
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these are so fun to make
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i made two of this one because I couldn’t decide
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ragingemini · 4 months
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Fury: That's the briefing. It is all we know about the Winter Soldier. Any questions, notes, comments?
Steve:
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ir0npvrker · 6 months
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bucky: *walks in covered in blood*
steve: great costume, buck! happy halloween!
bucky:
bucky: oh, right, it’s halloween. that’s convenient
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scarlettflame19 · 1 year
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Bucky: Guess what Y/n? Y/n: What is it?
Steve: Bucky and I are adopting a kid
Y/n: Congrats. Who’s the lucky kid?
Bucky slamming adoption papers in front of Y/n: It’s you sign here
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marvelnatasha · 11 months
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Steve: Are you mad?
Bucky: No.
Steve: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Steve: Hey Sam is it gay-
Sam: Yes! For the last time, literally EVERYTHING between you and Bucky is gay! Stop asking!
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therealmcu · 7 months
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in which Sam is oblivious and has no idea what's going on 🤭
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howlingcommanddo · 25 days
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Bucky: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.
Pre-Serum Steve: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Buck. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Bucky: *dies*
Steve: you know i never liked being alive anyway, *crashes plane*
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marvelflame2010 · 16 days
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Steve: What goes up but never goes down?
Bucky: The amount of stress you give me
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marvelgaynesstothemax · 10 months
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Frank: It’s really frustrating.
Matt: What is?
Frank: Watching Cap openly flirt with Bucky, and Bucky not fucking realizing it.
Matt, literally wearing Frank’s skull shirt: Haha yeah, they’re so oblivious-
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