#incorrect stex

[sweet-dining-car]

CB: “Is it a crime to be a silly little guy?”

Rusty: “YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!”

#starlight express #stex #incorrect stex

[incorrect-trains]

CB: Today's mood is sponsored by KNIFE! Need to cut a thing? Use Knife! Need to poke a hole in another thing? Try using knife! Have one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things. Ya could try a saw. A saw sometimes works. But other times? Ya need Knife!

#source: welcome to night vale #incorrect stex #incorrect quotes #starlight express #stex #stex cb

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

Electra: you have friends and I envy that

Greaseball: you can share my friends

Electra: *looks at Gear, Tank and Lube*

Electra: I don’t want those

#Starlight express #StEx #incorrect stex #greaseball #electra my beloved #greased lightning #gear stex #tank stex #lube stex

[neacle]

CB: Bee, I’m not goofing around

BV: I don’t ever think you’re goofing intentionally…It’s just your true self coming through

CB: Don’t you think it’s sort of endearing tho? :)

BV: No.

#starlight express #incorrect stex #stex #stex cb #stex bv #stex caboose #source: unus annus

[goblinlovesmusicals]

Greaseball: Ugh, that can of fuel isn't sitting well.

Rusty: You know, most people don't eat the actual can.

#starlight express #stex #incorrect quote

[trainbloke]

Caboose: Help! I’m drowning! Electra : Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Caboose: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

#starlight express #stex incorrect quotes #stex caboose #stex electra

[storyweaverofgondor]

CB: I have decided to become a better person.

*sets a pillow on the floor then trips Rusty so that he faceplants onto it*

CB: See! I'm nice!

#starlight express #stex incorrect quotes #cb the red caboose

[leanuponmybar]

Greaseball: If being a hunk is wrong, then I don't want to be right

#starlight express #incorrect stex quotes #stex greaseball #greaseball the diesel #source: johnny bravo

[cielfangirl1]

Stex Incorrect Quotes

#starlight express #stex rusty #stex pearl #stex electra #stex cb #stex components #stex greaseball #stex dustin #stex incorrect quotes

[cherriesmoke]

Poppa: Rusty why you looking sad? Flat-Top: That's called a "rusting bitch face", Poppa.

#incorrect quote #stex #starlight express #sorry for the bad pun but it's living in my head for days now and i need to get it out

[gaytrainboi]

Poppa/Momma: Look around; happiness is trying to catch you!

Caboose, chasing Rusty with a knife: AH HAHAHAHAH-

(Based on a fortune out of a fortune cookie)

#starlight express #stex #incorrect quotes #cbtheredcaboose #red caboose #stex red caboose #steam engine #headcannons #rusty stex #stex rusty #rusty the steam engine

[sweet-dining-car]

Greaseball, upset: “Dinah! Get your beautiful head in the game! God!”

Dinah @ the coaches: “He thinks I’m beautiful!?”

#starlight express #stex #greaseball the diesel #dinah the dining car #stex greaseball #stex dinah #greasedinah #dining of champions #incorrect stex #source: the office

[incorrect-trains]

BV: I’ve never studied law but I've spent years on the wrong side of it. That teaches you everything you need to know.

#incorrect stex #incorrect quotes #starlight express #stex #stex BV #source: welcome to night vale

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

Dustin: did I just see you and Dinah kissing?!?

C.B.: no of course not

Dustin: … there’s lipstick on your mouth

C.B.: we just happen to wear the same shade

#starlight express #stex #c.b. #dustin stex #Dinahboose #incorrect stex #starlight express incorrect quotes

[neacle]

the start of stex be like:

Rusty: I'm madly in love with you

Pearl: Well...good luck with that

#starlight express #incorrect stex #stex pearl #stex rusty #source: gilmore girls

[goblinlovesmusicals]

Flat-Top: Tired, huh? Not me! I slept like a trainlet last night!

Flat-Top: No, really. I found an abandoned crib in the trash!

#starlight express #stex #incorrect quote #source: sonic boom #flat-top the brick truck