#incorrect stiles stilinski

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: Being a man sucks

Lydia: Being stiles’s man wouldn’t

Derek: *blushes*

Stiles: Are ya hitting on Derek, for me?

Lydia: Shut up, it’s working

Derek: It is.

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[incorrectquotes-multiphandom]

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[lithiumseven]

Stiles! (Derek) (Everyone: I II III)

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[incorrectsourwolf]

stiles: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

malia: What's that?

stiles: Remorse code...

malia: I'm even angrier now.

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[noyzinerd]

[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]

Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!

The pack:

Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!

The pack:

Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.

The pack:

Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!

The pack: The pack:

Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?

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[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone stiles: Hi :) derek: *sweating* Shit

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Stiles: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Y/N: sarcastic brunettes

Stiles, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N: Oh! B positive.

Stiles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N:

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[scottywolf]

Stiles: Duck!

Scott: [quickly getting down]

Derek, getting hit: Ow! What the hell, Stiles?!

Stiles: I told you to duck!

Derek: How was I supposed to know that you would hit me with a bat?

Stiles: Scott ducked.

Derek: Scott is used to your crazy antics!

Scott: I have 10 years of experience.

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[salemsvlog]

This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team

Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.

Later that day:

Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.

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[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Lydia: So how’s motherhood treating you?

Stiles: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Allison: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies

Stiles: What? Eli's fine. I was talking about Derek.

Derek, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Scott: I think Isaac is dropping hints that he wants me to propose

Lydia: what kind of hints?

Scott: he keeps showing me his wedding pinterest board

Scott: and randomly tells me his ring size

Stiles: that isn’t a hint

Stiles: thats called a kick in the ass

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[incorrectquotes-multiphandom]

Ship post made from friends picks. If y’all have other ships you wanna see please lemme know, I need more ideas 🙏🏼

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[lithiumseven]

Stiles: Scott you’re an idiot

Anyone else: Scott you’re an idiot

Stiles: What’d you say about my boy? WHAT’D YOU SAY ABOUT MY BOY? COME HERE

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[incorrectsourwolf]

Stiles: You know, dinner should probably be something healthy since we've been eating junk the whole trip.

Sheriff: We had lettuce on our burgers last night.

Stiles: You picked it off.

Sheriff: It left its essence.

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[kiraxcute]

Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!

Derek: What thing?

Stiles: Y'know the thing!

Derek: *turns around holding Eli*

Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!

Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!

Peter: Boy you better run

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Derek: *tears off paper above “dying” so now the board says "Stiles dying"*

Isaac: Stiles.

Derek: No!

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