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#incorrect stony
wrongmultifandoms · 10 hours ago
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Tony: [almost sleeping]
Little Morgan: Dad
Tony: [pretending to sleep]
Little Morgan: Oh he’s asleep
Little Morgan: I think Captain America likes you, hehe
Tony: Does he?
Little Morgan: No, but what happens if I eat a butterfly? Does it fly inside me?
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spiderman-meadows · 13 hours ago
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Tony: it’s 3am can you be any louder?
Peter: *shrieks*
Tony: *shrieks louder to establish dominance*
Steve: guys please
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stuckonylove · 13 hours ago
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Imagine Steve and Tony having a discussion before bed
Steve: Tony I'm worried about Peter.
Steve: Ever since quarantine started and the school closed and the significant decline in crime, he's been behaving more and more erratically.
Tony: I think I know what you're getting at. Just look at this perpetual motion machine he built for me! *gestures to machine on his lap* It just keeps going faster and faster!
Steve: *Looks out the window* Yeah and right now he's flying a kite outside in the dark...
Steve: *opens window to shout* Peter come inside, your father and I want to talk to you!
Peter: *spidy climbs the house wall up to the window so he can keep flying the kite*
Peter: Yeah, pops? What is it?
Steve: Peter we-
Tony: *cuts steve off* YOUNG MAN, IN THIS HOUSE WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
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aviirut · 23 hours ago
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INCORRECT QUOTES STONY
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lesbian-deadpool · a day ago
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Steve: You know what they say: shoot for the moon, and if you miss, at least you'll land among the stars.
Tony: Or suffocate in space, I suppose.
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Incorrect Quote #43
Steve: Alright Tony Stark, what have you chosen?
Tony: You don’t have to say my full name
Steve: TONY STARK
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Incorrect Quote #13
Steve: How stupid do you think I am?!
Tony: You really want an honest answer to that?
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(about Wade and Peter)
Steve: They make a cute couple, huh?
Tony: They certainly are - standing next to each other...
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girlon-aplane · 4 days ago
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Tony: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Steve, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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girlon-aplane · 4 days ago
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Tony: Steve and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Steve: Sentences.
Tony: Don't interrupt me.
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girlon-aplane · 4 days ago
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Tony, panicking: I lost my super soldiers. Has anyone seen Bucky and Steve?
Sam rolls his eyes, stands to his feet, and yells: TONY STARK IS NOT A HERO.
Bucky: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!?
Steve: IM ABOUT TO STAR-SPANGLED BEAT YOU THE FUCK UP.
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girlon-aplane · 4 days ago
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Tony: *does anything*
Steve, drunk on mead: THATS MY BOYFRIEND BITCHES
Tony: husband
Steve: evEN BETTER
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girlon-aplane · 4 days ago
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Steve: The only kink I have is people caring about my feelings and what I have to say.
Tony: Unrealistic. Stick to bondage and choking like the rest of us.
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