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In every damn universe
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Stephen: what if he kisses me?
Loki: you kiss him back, obviously
Stephen: okay
Stephen: but why his back, though?
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sxzxgxa · 2 years
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Someone: sir, is that man bothering you?
Stephen looking at Loki: yes, absolutely, but he's my husband. I signed for this
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pochilovesloki · 2 years
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Stephen, entering the room: Why are you covered in Christmas lights?
Loki: I’m the new centre of attention, if that’s what you mean.
Stephen: Are... are you our new Christmas tree?
Loki, standing rock still: I expect to be surrounded by presents and showered with compliments on how nice and pretty I am.
Stephen: But honey, you’re missing the star.
Loki: I AM THE STAR!
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hoaryhoggoths · 3 years
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loki : I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.
stephen : and people say i'm the strange one..
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bouncydragon · 3 years
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Loki: I lost our boyfriend.
Stephen: How do you lose Tony?
Loki: Give me a break, he's like two inches tall.
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agentofagony · 2 years
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Loki: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Strange: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Loki: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroyed. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Tony: edible
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Loki: You wanna dance with the devil, you gotta live with it when he sets you on fire.
Stephen: Okay… You gonna embroider that on a pillow or something?
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alidafirtup · 3 years
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loki: yo, strange
stephen: what the fuck do you want
loki: i heard you fucking kissed my boyfriend
stephen: okay? what the fuck are you going to do about it
loki: i'm going to take it back
stephen, pointing his lips: it's right here, bitch
loki, leans in to peck stephen's lips: oof!
stephen: do it again, pussy
loki: i fucking will!
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Loki: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Wong: Loki, no.
Stephen: Mistlefoe.
Wong: Please stop encouraging them.
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tricksandhoes · 3 years
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Loki : Here’s an idea;don’t write your feelings down. Shove them into your body and forget about them like I do.
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sorcerers babysitters...
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Stephen: *exists*
Tony: I can fix him
Loki: I can make him worse
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sxzxgxa · 2 years
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If you don't believe Stephen Sassy Strange doesn't call Loki an alien just to piss them off, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG.
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pochilovesloki · 3 years
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Tony: Is it just me or all people find Loki attractive?
Stephen: Well, it looks like you're not alone in this one.
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7soulstars · 3 years
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My Incorrect Universe #85
*At a Bar*
*Bartender watching Loki, Bucky and Stephen taking turns and using really bad pick up lines on me as I scoff at every one of them*
Bartender *to me*: are these men bothering you?
Me *sighing*: yes, yes they are. But they're my husbands so i pretty much signed up for this.
--later--
Bucky *leaning on the counter ready with the 30th pick up line of the night as the other two lean behind him*: Hey are you an Avenger?Because I think we should assemble. Our place, tomorrow maybe?
Me *placing my gun on the counter without even glancing at them*: 10.......
Loki: Ten pm? Oh darling that's really kin-
Strange: How about all nigh-
Me: 9......
Winterstrangefrost : OH FUCK I'M SORRY-
Me: *cocks gun*
Winterstrangefrost: *Runs through a portal Stephen created while screaming*
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