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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Tony: Let's go to McDonald's!
Stephen: We have demons at home.
Tony: Haha, what does that mean?
Stephen:
Tony, scared: Stephen, what doES THAT MEAN?
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Messing around with a lie detector
Harley: You are or you are not Peter Parker?
Peter: Yes! I'm Peter Parker!
Lie detector: *fails and says it's a lie*
Peter: *gasps* then, who am I?
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Tony, rubbing his lips together frantically: I'm trying to blend coconut lip gloss and pineapple lip gloss to create a Piña Colada flavor.
Stephen:
Tony, turning away: I realize this isn't attractive.
Stephen: Actually, it kinda is. So, does it taste like Piña Colada?
Tony: Do you wanna find out?
Stephen, excitedly: Yes!
Tony: [gathers some on his fingers and rubs his hand on Stephen’s lips harshly]
Stephen:
Tony: Well?
Stephen: You bent my teeth.
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