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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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incorrect-changlix · 3 months
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chan, picking up the phone: what’s wrong?
jisung: why do you always ask that? just because i’m calling it doesn’t mean something’s wrong!
chan:…
jisung: so anyway, can you come home? hyunjin joined a cult
jeongin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
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strayquotes · 1 year
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I.N: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together..
Changbin *swallowing the key*: Yeah, truly unfortunate.
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lonelystczennie · 7 months
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Mtl Survive in a Horror Movie (Skz)
(Since it's spooky season, thought I'd post some of these like I did on the other blog)
Masterlist
Requests are open
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Most
Seungmin
Jeongin
Minho
Changbin
Felix
Chan
Jisung
Hyunjin
Least
Seungmin-Minho: No questions. The maknaes would find a way to outsmart the monster/killer, Minho’s crazy enough to punch out anything that tries to come at him.
Changbin-Felix: These two look like Shaggy and Scooby, screaming at anything that moves. If they actually came face to face with the monster, Binnie would just haul Felix over his shoulder and bolt.
Chan: ngl, I think he definitely could survive, but he would end up getting caught while trying to save the others. There’s at least a few close calls.
Jisung-Hyunjin: lol, just no. There’s so much screaming from these two before you even get in the house(mood), there’s basically a beacon for the monster. Pls just let them stay home.
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bunnydayss · 9 months
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Seungmin (to Jinnie): I wanna make fun of you **so** bad rn..
Minho: You say this like you need his permission to??
Hyunjin: Yeah usually you’re unapologetically a bully 🤨
Seungmin: Chan said he’d make us sleep in the same bed during tour if I continued being mean..
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clouds-and-candy · 8 months
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Changbin: Alright listen here you little shits
Han:
Seungmin:
Jeongin:
Hyunjin:
Changbin: Not you Hyunjinnie you’re an angel and we all love you
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dancerhyunjinnie · 8 months
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Jisung: Can I tell you something?
Jisung: Just don’t freak out
Minho: What makes you think I would freak out?
Jisung: I love you
Minho: …
Minho: *Freaks Out* I- I.. I ATE YOUR CHEESECAKE
jisung: MOTHERFU-
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mochaquokka · 1 year
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Jisung: I think someone just needs to kiss me
Jisung: I think that will solve all my problems
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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what-if-nct · 10 months
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Seungmin: Han fell in the lake.
Chan: Did you push him?
Seungmin: I will not be answering any further questions without my lawyer.
Chan: Who is your lawyer?
Jeongin: I am. My client will not be answering any further questions. He is innocent.
Han: Chan, Seungmin pushed me in the lake.
Jeongin: Do not listen to him. He is clearly inebriated and not in his right mind.
Seungmin: Yeah, Don't make me push you in the lake again.
Lee know: Court stenographer read that back.
Felix: "Seungmin: Don't make me push you in the lake again"
Lee know: I rest my case he pushed my client into the lake there for should be charged with attempted murder and serve twenty-five years in prison.
Chan: Hold on guys. Changbin, where's your pants?!
Changbin: I'm being Binnie the Pooh.
Chan: At least put on underwear.
Felix: No, no not yet. Court Painter are you drawing this.
Hyunjin: No the fuck I am not. I'm drawing birds.
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strayquotes · 1 year
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Lee Know: Would you kiss me for a hundred dollars?
Jisung: What kind of question is that?
Lee Know: I just wanted to know
Also Lee Know: *slams $100 dollars on the table* oh hey, would you look at that
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bloomingflowerstuff · 5 months
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Jisung, "I have a plan"
Seungmin, "I have the hospital and Chan on speed dial"
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bunnydayss · 10 months
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*Hyunjin enters the room*
Seungmin: No
Hyunjin: I didn’t even say anything yet?
Seungmin: I can sense dilemma seeping off you, and quite frankly todays my break day so no.
Hyunjin: but—
Seungmin: No
Hyunjin: *annoyed and muttering under his breath*
Felix: ???
Jeongin: *shrugs*
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