Bucky: How did you know it was me?
Steve: Your eyes. Only one person in the universe can look that annoyed with me.
Steve: Honey, I’m home! I hope you didn’t miss me too much.
Bucky: I’m the best sniper in history. I never miss.
Steve: …. I’m sorry?
Steve: Are you a thief because you stole my–
Bucky: I’ll give you your wallet back, I’m sorry.
Steve: …heart, what the fuck–
Sam: Who do you think would win in a fight between Steve and Nat?
Bucky: I can’t answer that, Steve’s my husband!
Sam: So Nat?
Steve and Bucky: *gazing into each others eyes lovingly*
Sam: *opens a can of soda*
Bucky:We’re having a moment here.
Sam:And I’m having a cola.
Pre-serum Steve: I would be unstoppable if it weren’t for law enforcement and my asthma.
Bucky: I’m eternally grateful that both of those things exist
Steve Rogers, 1944: oh bucky’s dead? I am going to *looks at writing on hand* plunge directly into the Arctic Ocean
Bucky: Whenever Stevie’s mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.
*The sound of glass breaking in the background*
Bucky: It hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen
Steve: Oh, Baby. I want you so much!
Bucky: Yeah? How much?
Steve: So bad.
Bucky: But do you want me more than the government ?
Bucky: They send me five summons this week alone.
Tony: Welcome to the “Fuck Bucky Barnes” meeting!
Sam & Steve: Yeah!
Tony: Here we say “Fuck you, Barnes”.
Steve: There has been a mistake.
BUCKY: “Steve, calm down! It was just a slice of apple-”
STEVE, outraged: “It was an ’ADAM’S APPLE’, Buck, therE’S DIFFERENCE!”
Bucky: Steve, ask me why I love you.
Steve: …okay. Why do you love me, Buck?
Bucky, pulling out a 200+ slide presentation: I’m glad you asked.
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Steve: footprints in the sand
Steve: then you turn around and you see another pair
Steve: because Jesus was with you all along
Bucky: My names Bucky-
Steve: Hey, Buck. What’s your favorite quote? :D
Bucky: A man who sleeps with a machete is a fool for all days except one.
Bucky: Happy anniversary!
Steve: *eyes narrow*
Steve: I just think it would be more romantic if you didn’t say that every morning just in case.
Bucky: Do you want to go ride?
Steve: Our bikes?