Kyuhyun: What are you doing?
Ryeowook, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which blackpink member he is: watching porn.
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Heechul, watching Dracula: Straight vampires are so unrealistic.
Heechul: Imagine being heterosexual for all eternity. . . Pass.
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hyukjae: i sleep with a gun under my pillow.
donghae: i sleep with a crossbow.
kyuhyun: you guys are pathetic.
heechul: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?
kyuhyun: yesung.
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Seonmi: What does BDSM mean? I heard Haeju say that Annaliese was really into it.
Jinae: It means--
Annaliese: BIBLE DISCUSSION STUDY MEETINGS! Hallelujah I love the Lord!
Seonmi: Really? I love BDSM too, then.
*LATER*
Seonmi: Wait... I thought Annaliese was Buddhist?
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Heechul: people who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. like, it's literally my only goal.
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leeteuk: heechul, what the fuck??
heechul: you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what the fuck” kind of stuff.
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i had to,
sorry.
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The fact that it's Kyu - The Math Olympian 😂
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Teacher: Kyuhyun said a swear word in class today.
Leeteuk: Okay, I’ll talk to him about it.
*later, at the dorm*
Leeteuk: What the fuck, Kyuhyun.
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Yesung: Donghae, did you eat my last powdered donut?
Donghae: Nope
Yesung: Then what's on your face?
Donghae: ...cocaine?
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do y'all ever sit at 3 am and think about that time when suju almost disbanded bc donghae poured water on teuk while he was sleeping or is it just me
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Kyuhyun: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.
Siwon: Why?
Kyuhyun, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
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siwon: i love you.
kyuhyun: it will pass.
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Annaliese: I suggest not picking a fight with me.
Annaliese: Because I will cry, very loudly, and it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us.
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Leeteuk: God, give me patience
Kyuhyun: I think you mean "give me strength"
Leeteuk: If God gave me strength y'all would be dead
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