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#incorrect super mario quotes
irlwakko · 1 year
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Bowser: I anticipated something like this might happen, so I went ahead and created 23 rescue scenarios in case the brothers ever got kidnapped. Luigi only loses an arm in two of them. But you're the brains, so I'll let you choose which one we go with.
Peach: Someone loses an arm in two different scenarios?
Bowser: Not someone. Luigi.
Peach: I appreciate the spirit of that, but...
Bowser: A couple scenarios need work, I'll admit.
Lumalee: At this point, should we consider Luigi a casualty?
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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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Bruce: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Jon: Damian is the scariest thing I could think of.
Damian: Jon told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Nintendo, giving Link and Zelda a family:
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katlyntheartist · 7 months
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Based on this incorrect quote by @zootopiathingz
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queermarsworld · 3 months
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Bowuigi
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Before Bowser started flirting with Luigi, he was encouraged by the green plumber to look for other love opportunities—some possibly closer than the Koopa King realized.
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zootopiathingz · 3 months
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Super Mario Bros. Movie as text posts
I’m afraid I’ve made some more
Last part / next part
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palskippah · 5 months
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Hi! I drew this little comic based on this incorrect quote by zootopiathingz! :D
Love me some oblivious Mario and also pining from iiit :y
Also, I haven't drawn a comic like this ever I think, so it was fun to make! Although I gotta work on the space the speech bubbles use jsjs
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24-7fandombrain · 1 year
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Luigi: What are you in the mood for?
Bowser: World domination.
Luigi: That's a bit ambitious.
Bowser: And you're my world~
Luigi: Aww...
Luigi:
Luigi: OH.
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Donnie: Casey, you just saved my life…
Casey: Yeah, well, I won't tell anyone.
Donnie: Good, please don't.
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amphibianwitch · 11 months
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Mario: Bro, if you have a crush on someone, you can tell me!
Luigi: Y-you’re not going to like it. It’s the worst person you can think of.
Mario: You have a crush on Peach!?
Luigi: Okie, good news, it’s not the worst person you can think of.
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At a MarioKart Race, Bowser & Mario in the stands cheering…
Luigi: *Gets first place*
Peach: *Gets second place*
Bowser: YEAH! FIRST PLACE! THATS MY QUEEN RIGHT THERE!
Mario: Give it a rest! She doesnt like you! And she got SECOND, idiot. Are you blind-
Bowser: *Staring at Luigi, besotted*
Mario:
Bowser: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(I’m totally gonna draw this later lmao)
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the-smartaleck · 1 year
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SMASH BROS SEXYMAN CONTEST: FINALE!
Bayonetta v. Luigi:
VICTOR:
LUIGI!
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...Wow.
The Ultimate Smash Bros Sexyman is...
literally...
Just.
Some.
Guy.
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dear-alex-stuff · 11 months
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Bowsette (Bowser) and Mario in bed together after doing it
Bowsette: Y'know, your brother is a lot more fun in bed.
Mario: I-what?
-Later-
Mario: YOU'VE SLEPT WITH BOWSETTE?!
Luigi: Who's Bowsette?
Mario: She's like a female Bows- wait.
Mario now realizes 2 things.
1) Bowsette was just Bowser with a magical temporary transition.
2) Luigi has fucked Bowser in his regular form.
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raaysa-art · 10 months
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Super Mario - Incorrect Quotes
Source: @alsfunkyalbum​
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zootopiathingz · 5 months
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Deleted scene from @jell-o101’s comic
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