#incorrect super sons

[ap-kinda-lit]

Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.

Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.

Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: If your dad's parents died... how was he born?

Damian: Alfred.

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[damianwaynerocks]

was watching battle of the super sons and someone tell me why nobody is talking about how damian’s plan was “we sneak in, kill the hive mind and be back for alfred’s cucumber sandwiches”

cucumber sandwiches?? alfred’s signature dish?? this is the best easter egg in that movie

i also think it’s funny that damian adds “which, to be honest, are better than they sound.”

this implies that damian loves the cucumber sandwiches and i bet he & dick fight about it

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[five-of-cr]

wylan textpost because i love him

#wylan van sunshine? #more like wylan van thinks he's a horrible SON bc his pos dad taught him he was worthless so now he's super SHY and aNxious all the time #(​yeah not my best work sorry) #listen i love him so much #little lamb #jan van eck can rot in hellgate #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #wylan van eck #sab #wylan hendriks #save six of crows #save shadow and bone #incorrect grishaverse #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #six of crows spin off

[kitschysandglass]

Damian hates the cold

Damian *texting*: Can you preheat the room? I'm on my way home

Jon: What are you banana bread?

Damian: Be very careful with what you say next.

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[strawberry-forest-does-stuff]

original screenshot from @gjjuddmk2

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[devine-fem]

Jon: I’m… I think I like boys and girls… romantically.

Damian, raising an eyebrow: I thought so, not gonna lie.

Jon: What- What? How?

Damian: When I play out the scene in my head of someone trying to kiss you then I can’t imagine you rejecting them regardless of who they might be. You’re too nice.

Jon, offended: What? That’s not true. I wouldn’t just let anyone-

*One very sudden and drawn out kiss from Damian later.*

Jon:

Damian: Jon?

Jon:

Damian: Now you shut up?

Jon:

Damian, completely innocent to his own actions: Well, case and point.

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[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: I told Vegeta that his ears turn red when he lies.  Bulma: Why would you tell him that? Goku: Watch. Goku: Hey Vegeta! Do you love Bulma? Vegeta, covering his ears: NO!

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[arguablysomaya]

Jon: We had a party for Valentine's day at my school.

Damian: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-

Jon: They told us to make cards for the people we cared about, so I made one for you.

Jon: *hands him a card covered with glitter*

Damian:

Damian: tt- thank you.

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[stars-incorrect-quotes]

DC

Jon: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Damian: No.

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[dc-and-damirae]

maps: damian, fuck marry kill with the people on the team, go damian: jon maps: uh. Which one? damian: what do you mean which one

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[ap-kinda-lit]

Bulma, throwing stuff at Goku: How could you do that!? You left! And you left us in the hands of *points to Vegeta* HIM!

Bulma, to Vegeta: No offense, sweetie.

Vegeta: No, I’m with you.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Well if you’re both staying, remember the rules. Damian, no playing ball in the apartment, no fighting, and no answering the phone with "City Morgue."

Jon: Mr. Nightwing, can’t I have some rules?

Dick: No chewing tobacco.

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[dadstielkline]

#ted lasso #rebecca welton #tedbecca #roy kent #jamie tartt #royjamie #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect ted lasso quotes #they both wear these to work one day and it's like a super embarrassing version of a father and son in matching shirts

[spider-lilliss]

Long time headcanon of mine:

Damian turned Jon vegetarian (during the super sons era). He lectured farm boy Jon he's eating his animal friends.

"What do you mean I'm eating a cow?! I have a cow in my family farm I know😭"

"Yeah by eating that stake you're eating your Nancy! And also Batcow!"

Damian would definitely get to Jon's big heart and make him stop eating meat.

#maybe sometimes damian is the good influence #i truely believe damian would do that #and jon with his big heart would be an easy target for damian #his farm boy heart won't handle hearing he's eating his friends #their families won't be happy #it's catching #vegetarians for control! #damian wayne #damian wayne robin #damian wayne vegetarian #vegetarian damian wayne #jon kent #superboy #superman #robin dc #dc robin #i just love the fact dami is vegetarian #another reason he's the best #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily #batfam #bat family #batman comics #super sons #rise of the super sons #dc super sons #super family #I'm out of tags ideas

[kitschysandglass]

Jon: I'm in love with you.

Damian: We called of the prank war last night at midnight, idiot.

Jon: I know.

Damian: Ah. Okay. Um. Right. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool --

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