Lena: Why does Kara never seems to pick up on my flirting?? Sam, will you pretend to be Kara so I can practise asking her out? I need you to tell me what I'm doing wrong.
Sam: Sure, lay it on me.
Lena: Kara, I like you romantically and I want to go on a date with you.
Sam: You're being way too subtle, she'll never get it.
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Lena Luthor (PhD): *puts glasses on and looks in the mirror* Ahhh!!!! Who the fuck is that???
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supercorp ep.3 ★ ❝REVIVAL❞
kara: (laying on the street, unconscious after a fight)
alex, panicking: she’s not breathing!
mon-el: i’ll give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
kara (opening one eye): ew, no. let lena do it. (closes eye)
mon-el:
james:
alex:
winn:
j’onn:
lena: GET OUT OF THE WAY, IMBECILES!!
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Kara: I mean, think about it, you're the face that launched a thousand Daxamite ships...
Lena: If I'm Helen of Troy, does that make Rhea... Paris? Does she even swing that way?
Kara: Who wouldn't swing that way
Lena: What?
Kara: What?
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Alex: If Lena and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Kara: I don’t know, both of you.
Alex: No, if you could only save one of us.
Kara: Well, I would probably save Lena, because she isn't good at swimming and I know you’re an excellent swimmer.
Alex: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
Kara: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?
Alex: It’s a family heirloom.
Kara: I’m leaving.
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Kara going to Lena’s
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Kara *waking up in bed*: What are you doing here?
Lena: What do you mean? We've been dating for 6 weeks
Kara: Wha- how? Really? Oh ok, cool. I'll go make us some breakfast , my love
Lena: Sounds good!
Nia: *coming out of the closet* It's official you guys are dating!
Lena: I can't believe that worked.
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Saw a meme going around and couldn’t resist. 😅
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Lena: Kara, I'm sad.
Kara: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Alex: Sam, I'm sad.
Sam, nodding: mood.
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Random guy trying to flirt with Lena in a bar: Did it hurt?
Lena: Did what hurt?
Random guy: When you fell from heaven?
Lena, totally earnest: No, my wife caught me.
Random guy: Uhhh...
Supergirl: This guy bothering you babe?
Lena: Oh gotta go, my ride's here.
[Lena hops up into Supergirl's arms and they fly away, leaving a very befuddled man behind wondering exactly what was in that last drink]
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Kara (very nervous): So, we've been on a few dates now, and I was just wondering if you would like to make this official, will you be my girlfriend?
Lena: Kara we've been dating for six months.
Kara:
Lena: We live together.
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Kara: What should I wear for my dinner with Wonder Woman?
Lena: A sad face.
Lena: Because you don't go
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supercorp ep.1 ★ ❝THE CACTUS❞
kara: SIX MONTHS!
lena: what?
kara: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT! IS THIS ALL OUR RELATIONSHIP MEANS TO YOU? BUILT ON A THRONE OF LIES!?
lena: wait…what?
kara: what.
lena: THE PLANT’S FAKE???
kara:
lena:
alex, crying: buying that cactus was the best decision of my entire life.
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Lilian Luthor to Lena Luthor:
Why’d you have to date a Super?????
Eleanor Bishop to Kate Bishop:
Why’d you have to date the assassin I hired?????
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Kara: Okay, truth or dare?
Lena: Truth.
Kara: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lena:
Lena: ...Dare.
Kara: Go to bed.
Lena: I don’t like this game.
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