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ryemiffie · 15 days

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Some of me and my bro as super sons incorrect quotes:

Damian: So in theory, since this animal hide is the most similar to a human, this is the same texture a human's skin would be if burnt to this extreme extent.

Jon: That's cool. Now you look at my Ninjago cards, this is my lord Garmadon card-

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d33zn33tz · 2 years

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Jon: I punched a guy and hurt my knuckles :(

Damian: What happened?

Jon: He was being uncomfortably touchy!!

Damian: ah. That's fair.

Damian: I would have stabbed him.

Jon: I am aware you would have, but punching him was enough for me.

Damian: That's good.

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dawnlovesquotes · 1 year

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Jon: Only geniuses will say these words quickly: Eye, yam, stew, peed.

Damian: What the- Who’s gonna fall for tha-

Don: IAMSTUPID.

Damian: ...

Jon: ...

Damian: ... why do I even bother.

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Bruce: Why are you two fighting?

Damian: Kent keeps insisting I’m a clone.

Clark: Jon now that’s not very nice.

Jon: But it’s true. He was made the same Connor was, and everyone calls him a clone.

Clark: Well it’s different-

Jon: How?

Bruce: Yeah Clark, how?

*Outside, ten minutes later, as Bruce and Clark argue*

Tim: This was the best idea we’ve ever had.

Kon: Totally.

Damian: Tt, I believe we are owed payment?

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gothamundernightlight · 3 months

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Clark reading Jon a bedtime story

Clark: And then he heard an ominous “wheee” from the vents.

Jon: *gasp

Damian: *in the vents

Damian: …wheee.

Clark: *startled

Clark: Damian, I’ve told you before, our HVAC system is not a good place for stalking people!

Clark: Also, what are you doing in my house?

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Damian: Do you value your family? You should.

Damian: Father- six dollars.

Damian: Todd- two dollars.

Damian: Drake - negative seven dollars.

Damian: Cain - four dollars.

Damian: Grayson- five dollars.

Jon: Rude, but actually, all of my family are priceless.

Damian: Yeah, well mine are worth ten dollars collectively.

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devine-fem · 5 days

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Jon: I’m… I think I like boys and girls… romantically.

Damian, raising an eyebrow: I thought so, not gonna lie.

Jon: What- What? How?

Damian: When I play out the scene in my head of someone trying to kiss you then I can’t imagine you rejecting them regardless of who they might be. You’re too nice.

Jon, offended: What? That’s not true. I wouldn’t just let anyone-

*One very sudden and drawn out kiss from Damian later.*

Jon:

Damian: Jon?

Jon:

Damian: Now you shut up?

Jon:

Damian, completely innocent to his own actions: Well, case and point.

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bat-stuff · 10 months

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Damian: if you keep doing stuff like this we can't be seen in public together

Jon, who has managed to fit an entire package of marshmallows in his mouth: mhugh?

Damian: Jesus christ spit those out before you choke

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arguablysomaya · 2 years

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Jon: We had a party for Valentine's day at my school.

Damian: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-

Jon: They told us to make cards for the people we cared about, so I made one for you.

Jon: *hands him a card covered with glitter*

Damian:

Damian: tt- thank you.

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batfammeetsspidergang · 10 months

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Damian: Tomorrow is my birthday.

Jon: I got you something great. Want a hint?

Damian: No! You know that I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago, how mad I was when you left my present out for me to find?

Jon: Left it out? It was hidden in a storage locker in Metropolis, which I rented under an assumed name. You bit through a combination lock!

Damian: Well, just make sure that it does not happen again.

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dc-and-damirae · 29 days

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conversation between damian and jon be like

damian: I don't dab. I stab.

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strslv-4sh · 16 days

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Damian: I showed some weakness today and it was disgusting, I don't recommend it

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damianwaynesutiliybelt · 2 months

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Damian: I hate everyone

Jon: except for me

Damian: you ate pop tarts this morning so especially you.

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milk-artwork · 2 months

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QNA OPEN!!!! Ask me Questions about The Puppy + Kitty AUs and ill answer them with comics!!!!!!

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toulousewayne · 6 months

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Batfamily Halloween Special🎃

Bruce was throwing his annual Halloween Costume Party, and let every year all the kids always dress up. Most of kids weren’t in the Manor as they would arrive later to join in the spooky festivities.

Alfred was overseeing the staff with last minute decorations. Fake blood, cobwebs, fake skulls, fog machine. Anything you could find at your local Spirt Halloween Alfred had gotten to first. The DJ was finishing his last few technical checks and the catering company was always done with the last few creative dishes.

Meanwhile, upstairs Damian was fidgeting in his sit,”Are we almost Sister?”

“Hold still or you makeup will get messed up.” Y/n was the only person home that could help Damian finish with his costume. After a few moments she pulled back and smiled,”All done.”

Damian flung out of his seat and into his sister’s bathroom to look at his makeup.

“Wow, you managed to make me look the skeleton from that film Grayson made me watch.”

“Jack, you look like Jack Dames.” She took a comb and finished smoothing out his hair. “What’s your costume?” He inquired taking the combing to fix his own hair.

She went into her closet and came out dressed as cowgirl Barbie from the movie with hat and boots.

“Now go put on your costume Dames Dick said he’s five minutes away with the girls.” She fixed her wig and adjusted her scarf. Damian walked to his room around the corner and changed into the costume his brother had gotten for him a few days ago.

When he emerged from his room, Dick and Y/n were laughing at a his phone and noticed Damian.

“Aww Little D, you look so frightening.”

“Tt. And what are you supposed to be Grayson.”

“Aladdin,Kori’s running late but she’s going to be Jasmine.” The three went downstairs which was now in full effect and Alfred greeted the siblings dressed as Count Dracula.

“Nice fang Alife.” Alfred smiled at the three and offered them red punch in black and purple plastic cups. “Why Thank you Master Richard, I must stay though they do take a lot to get used to.”

Barbara arrived with Cassandra, Stephanie and Duke all dressed for the party.

“Aww Dami you look so adorable.” Steph fussed taking pictures of the youngest. He huffed and walked away into the main ballroom where the music was blasting but only a few people from Wayne Enterprise and Queen Construction had arrived.

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Y/n snapped a few pictures with Duke and Barbara aka Spider-man and Kim Possible.

Jason arrived with Tim and Bernard not far behind him. “May wanna close that vest up Dickhead your getting cold.” He teased Dick who rolled his eyes.

“IT’s October Jason.”

“My nipples aren’t sharing at everyone entering the house.”

“Jason knock it off.” Y/n huffed, Dick self consciously pulled his vested.

The group had moved to the ballroom mintues ago and more people from Wayne Enterprises and some League members had arrived. Jason stretched standing from the table,” Okay this Skywalker needs food.”

Stephanie and Cass followed dress as the Pink and Yellow Power Rangers.

Selina entered the room dressed as Marylin Monroe and waved,”Why do glum kittens,your parents go trick or treat without you?”

Fred or Tim shook his head,” They’re not here yet, it’s just boring right now.”

Bernard played with the green scarf on his Daphne shirt.

She sighed and saw a several costumed adults and looked back the way she came. “Well looks like the Calvary just arrived. Have fun.” She slipped away into the now bigger crowd.

Members or Young Justice, Titans and Birds of Prey arrived in costumes and soon the kids mingled with their friends and went away from the table only living Y/n and Damian.

“You should ask Uncle Clark why he didn’t come.” She spoke up over the Monster Mash song.

“Tt, if he cared he would have came sister.” He spat.

She stood up from the table and turned to him, “He’s your best friend and he’s been through a lot. Maybe Halloween is just a lot for him, if you tell him how much it would mean to you to show up I’m sure he’d fly here in a heartbeat.”

Damian didn’t answer his sister but did glance across the room to Clark and Lois dressed as Frankinstein and the Bride who chatted with Diana,John and Wally dressed as a Fairy, Boxer and a Race Car Driver.

Damian grab his cup and pondered as he made his way to the refreshment table. He grabbed a few pieces of cheese and felt like his wished the night was over.

The music stopped as DJ announced the arrival of the hosts Bruce and Batmom entered the room dressed as Gomez and Mortica Adams. Once they thanked everyone for coming the party once again went into full swing and Damian slipped away into the gardens.

“Damian?” A voice called to him after what felt like a short while. Bruce sat next to him.

“Are you not having fun?”

He sighed,”Yes father the party is very good.”

Bruce was silent for a few moments and then let out his own deep sigh.”Your sister told me you miss Jon. You should call him, Clark told me the only reason he didn’t come was because he figured you wouldn’t want to participate.”

Damian turned to his father,”Really?”

Bruce smiled at his son and gave his shoulder a squeeze. “He’s your best friend, just call him.” After that Bruce returned inside and Damian remained seated.

He signed before looking at the ground.”Kent,I know listening…I think—I want you come to the party. It’s rather…dull.” He spoke barley in a whisper.

For a while it was just the distance sounds of Gotham noises and the booming sounds from the music inside and then a sudden gust of wind blew a few strands of hair.

“Hi Damian.” Damian’s gaze fell ontop the floating teen before him in full costume.

A grin painted his figured,”And what are you supposed to be Kent?”

“Uh Duh, I’m Danny Phantom.”

Damian laughed and Jon rolled his eyes.

“Come on I’m starving I heard Alfred has jalapeño poppers.” Damian joined Jon as they headed inside.

Y/n elbowed her brother and Jason spilled his punched on himself. He followed his sister’s gaze and they watch from a far.

Dick beamed as he got closer to them,”Aww Little D’s not lonely anymore.”

Jason rolled his eyes. “I don’t know how he can be, you Mother Hen him to death every two seconds.”

Dick shoved Jason and the rushed of his punched spilled on his costume. Dick nervously sprinted away with Jason bolting after him.

“Imbeciles.” Y/n sighed eating a eyeball cheese.

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jonathan-samuel-smith · 7 months

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Damian: "while you were still in diapers, I was studying the blade."

Jon: "Yeah sure. Pass the remote?"

Damian: "No. There's still twenty minutes left in this animal planet documentary."

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