#incorrect svsss quotes

[3kidsinacoat]

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

#Sqq: ill take the wine #I'm to sober to deal with this family #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #shen qingqiu #tianlang jun #luo binghe #zhuzhi lang #Bingqiu #zhushen #Tianyuan #is that their ship name? #Tianshen #memes #incorrect svsss quotes #Incorrect mxtx quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Luo Binghe: They are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best I can :(

Luo Binghe:...also for the vicious war crimes.

(Source)

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[thlassicalamity]

learning after effects by. doing whatever this is, apparently

#luo binghe #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #incorrect svsss quotes #mxtx #incorrect mxtx #i just did tutorials until i figured out how to edit the curves for keyframes and then was like #'i'll figure the rest out by making a binghe edit'. first of all. you and what content. #and then this took me like. Way too many fucking hours anyway. ...i genuinely don't want to talk about it. learning programs is hard #this was not how i was supposed to be spending my free time this week. oops. learning valuable new tools can be productive. #even if it occurs through creating. this #anwyay i've been thinking about that post + illustration together ever since i saw the image for the first time

[scumplanecucumberaircraft]

Shang Qinghua to Shen Jiu: Pros and cons of dating me. 
Shang Qinghua: Pros. You'll be the attractive one. 
Shang Qinghua: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

#source: ??? #incorrect svsss quotes #incorrect scum villain self saving system quotes #svsss #mxtx svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #shen jiu #shen jiu x shang qinghua #shang qinghua x shen qingqiu #shang qinghua x shen jiu #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen qingqiu x shang qinghua #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain’s self saving system #scumplane #jiuplane

[starry-stan-blog]

Shen Qingqiu: ah, I’m so tired.

Shen Qingqiu:

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe why are you on all fours

Luo Binghe: chairs are meant to be sat on, Shizun

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[straykids-are-my-jam]

Shen Qingqiu to Liu Qingge: You're my ride or die.

Liu Qingge: Thanks?

Luo Binghe tearing up: Shizun, what about me????

Shen Qingqiu: You're my ride and die.

Luo Binghe full on crying: Shizun!!!!!!

#svsss #luo binghe #liu qingge #shen qingqiu #incorrect quotes #scum villian self saving system #incorrect svsss quotes #this is dumb #but it made me laugh #and that's all that matters #also to make this a semi believable scene #let's say Shen Qingqiu is drunk #and thus #the unfiltered thoughts emerge

[my-random-mdzs-thoughts]

Mobri-jun: the man I'm planning to marry showed me this pepple that looks like a guitar pick and with a straight face said-

Shang Qinghua: it's for Rock Music!

Sha Hualing: marry him faster!!!

#svsss #incorrect svsss quotes #incorrect quotes #svsss incorrect quotes #mobei jun #svsss mobei jun #shang qinghua #svsss shang qinghua #sha hualing #svsss sha hualing

[aghostchoir]

Inspired by @zizzani’s post

Shang Qinghua is an Angy Baby *pinches cheeks*

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[sluty-hanfu]

It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

#luo binghe #mobei jun #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #danmei #fanart #art #digital art #doodle #moje #bingqiu #shen yuan #moshang #svsss #漠北君 #洛冰河 #耽美 #incorrect quotes #but art

[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

#incorrect quotes #MXTX #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #Hua Cheng #luo Binghe #Lan Wangji #am I wrong tho

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Hey Cucumber Bro would you slap your best friend in the face for a million gold?

Shen Qingqiu: I would punch you in the face for free.

Shang Qinghua, on the verge of tears: I’m your best friend?!

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[3kidsinacoat]

sqq: ah but liu-shidi, the society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools, and that's why we should get married

#svsss #mxtx #scumbag self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #shen qingqiu #Shen yuan #liu qingge #Liushen #Sqq #Lqg #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #incorrect svsss quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Luo Binghe: "unreliable narrator" to you. I believe him.

(Source)

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[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting

Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk

Luo Binghe: Lan?

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: a good one.

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*

Wei Wuxian: yes

Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand

Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?

Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?

Hua Cheng: oh yes

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs quotes #source: fleabag #i couldnt stop thinking abt this all day today #wwx #lbh #hc #svsss #tgcf

[scumplanecucumberaircraft]

Shen Yuan: Airplane was about to hit his head on a bar at the playground so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Shen Yuan: And then he hit his head.

#incorrect scum villain self saving system quotes #incorrect svsss #incorrect svsss quotes #cumplane #SQH #SQQ #sqh x sqq #cucumberplane #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #shang qinghua #Shen qingqiu x Shang qinghua #svsss #scumplane #scum villian self saving system #sqh x sj #sqh is baby

[starry-stan-blog]

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, what are you doing?

Luo Binghe: n… nothing, Shizun.

Shen Qingqiu: then explain the giant painting of me behind you.

Luo Binghe:

Luo Binghe: Shang Qing—

Shen Qingqiu: I KNEW IT

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