#incorrect swsh

[galarfiend]

Leon: So my boyfriend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine. uncooked.

Hop: I would hope he’s not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Gloria: In your pantry!

Leon: Yeah, and eating them raw, and he keeps calling them 'chips'. How do I make him stop?

Gloria: Is your boyfriend here?

Leon, motioning to Raihan: Yeah.

Gloria, to Raihan: You're a monster! Words MEAN things!!!

Hop: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Smoliv Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO SMOLIV GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Interviewers: *laughing*

Hop: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE SMOLIV GARDEN

Interviewers: No!

Hop, to Gloria and Victor: YOU SHFUCKING BASTARDS

Gloria: YAAAAAAAAY!

Victor: THE PRESTIGE!

#source: mbmbam #pokemon victor #pokemon hop #pokemon gloria #pokemon raihan #pokemon leon #raihan x leon #theyre a fun trio #maybe i'll come up with a way for this to make more sense some day but for now just ignore it #incorrect swsh #incorrect quotes #pokemon incorrect quotes #hehehehe smoliv garden

[halffulltubofmintchip]

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon swsh #pokemon incorrect quotes #pokemon giacomo #pokemon marnie #marnie #giacomo #swsh #scarvio #pkmn scarvi #pkmn swsh #sword and shield #scarlet and violet #source: twitter

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Y/n: What's the weirdest way you've ever gotten into a relationship?

Piers: Tax evasion.

Y/n &Raihan:....

Y/n: I was gonna say I threw up on Rai’s shoes, but that sounds more interesting...

Raihan: Story, please?

Piers: No.

#S: reddit #pokemon swsh #pokemon swsh incorrect quotes #gym leader raihan #raihan x reader #gym leader piers #pokemon incorrect quotes #pokemon x reader

[harveywritings92]

[Call of duty Pokémon au: R/n and Horangi are out camping in Galar when she sees something coming in distance, she though it was a rolling Donphan until it got closer.]

R/n, to Horangi: Hey, watch out!

[Horangi and his Talonflame look up from the fire and they watch as a round thing rolls passed them.]

Horangi: What was that?

R/n: a trampoline.

Horangi: Oh...

[They both hear a car and see a jeep come down the road with the very worried Hammerlocke Gym leader sitting in the driver’s seat.]

Raihan: Ey, have you lot seen a Trampoline?

R/n: Went that way. [Points where they last saw it.]

Raihan: Great! Thanks... Um, w-Were there any kids in it?

[R/n and Horangi share a look.]

R/n: No?

Raihan: Oh...Right.

Horangi: Isn’t that good news?

Raihan: *sighs* Potentially.

[He drives off  without another word leaving Horangi and R/n wondering what the hell just happened??]

#S: Detectorists #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty pokemon au #pokemon crossover #kim horangi hong jin #horangi x reader #cod mw horangi #gym leader raihan #Raihan's looking for the swsh MC and Hop BTW #talonflame #call of duty x reader #pokemon x reader

[irlkisukeurahara]

Hop and Leon's parents do NOT love them bro

#just saying. a loving mother wouldn't parentify her six year old son #just because they like leon NOW does not mean their family is good to them #they just love their cash cow and reminding hop how he'll never be like him #hop & leon's family are straight up abusive!! neglect is abuse!! #give hop and leon a hug and get them a new mum #rambles with miles #pokémon #pokemon #pokemon swsh #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon sword #pokemon shield #leon pokemon #champion leon #raihan pokemon #gym leader raihan #swsh #smallant #incorrect quotes

[crimson-luna-writes]

Leon: *bolts up in bed* SHIT I HAVE A TRAINER I HAVE TO BATTLE!- oh wait, I'm not champion anymore. *goes back to bed*

Leon: *bolts back up after a minute* WAIT I'M THE CHAIRMAN!

#pokemon leon #pokemon swsh #pokemon incorrect quotes #idk this just came to me

[incorrect-poketagonist-quotes]

Roy: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Victor: ICARUS?

#pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #victor #roy #pokemon horizons #pokemon swsh #anipoke #pokemon anime #icarly #icarus #apollo

[swsh-incorrect-quotes]

Marnie: eat the Rich

Piers: I knew I raised you right

#submission #marnie pokemon #piers pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon swsh #sword and shield #swsh #source: unknown #incorrect quotes

[caramel-sandiego]

Raihan: Want to hit the bar? Piers: No thanks, I don't really drink anymore. Raihan: Why not? Piers: Because at the last league meeting Grimsley told me all the shit he got into when he was in his early twenties, and now he's got me paranoid. Especially now that phone cameras are a thing.

#incorrect quotes #pokemon #pokemon swsh #raihan #gym leader piers #piers #piers pokemon #grimsley #elite four grimsley

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Allister: Just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till the whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill.

Hop: I wanna know if you're okay.

Allister: One day you'll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you'll have to justify the space you've filled.

Hop: what

#incorrect pokemon swsh quotes #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon swsh #allister pokemon swsh #hop pokemon swsh

[fleshthatfalls]

raihan : hey my family has issues, too

y/n, in a poor galarian accent : oh, really ? did someone butter their bread with a steak knife ?

#incorrect pokémon swsh quotes #raihan swsh #gym leader raihan #raihan x reader #pokémon sword and shield #pokémon swsh

[galarfiend]

Hop: Bede has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.

#pokemon bede #pokemon hop #incorrect swsh #pokemon incorrect quotes #i love writing their relationship like princess diaries 2 #can be read as #cheeryfairyshipping #but can also be read as platonic

[thatisayouproblem]

Newspaper: Galar champion Leon loses title to young upstart Gloria/Victor

Hop’s mom: Leon just lost his title of champion!

Our mom: Sometimes that’s how it goes

Hop’s mom: Hop is gonna find out any minute!

Hop: *screams in the distance*

Our mom:

Our mom: I’m sure he already knows

#pokémon #pokemon sword and shield #swsh #swsh hop #leon swsh #pokemon incorrect quotes #pokemon swsh incorrect quotes

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Raihan, about Y/n’s Alolan Vulpix: I just met the coolest Vulpix ever! You know how the regular ones are Fire? Well this lil’guy is Ice!

Leon: What?! How is ice cooler than fire?!

Raihan: It literally is!

#S: Tiktok #pokemon swsh #pokemon swsh incorrect quotes #raihan x reader #gym leader raihan #champion leon #vulpix #alolan vulpix

[whimsicottwrites]

Hop: So what's it like dating Marnie?

Y/N: Once, I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said, "wait"

Y/N: I love her.

#self ship #self insert #pokémon #imagines #pokemon imagines #pokemon x reader #incorrect quotes #pokémon imagines #pokémon x reader #punkbladeshipping #swsh x reader #swsh imagines #marnie swsh #marnie pokemon #marnie x reader

[godeateralex]

Victor: “Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Marnie, but you're not.”

*Marnie opens her door and hugs Victor*

Victor: *Blushes a bit* “Uh...”

*Victor gets hit by Wooloo*

Hop: “Whoo-hoo! Wooloo-Ball!”

Marnie: “….”

#incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect swsh quotes #trainer victor #rival marnie #rival hop #punkbladeshipping #source: teen titans #wholesome