Senya: Why do you look like that?
Theron, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Senya: Like you’re dead.
Theron: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Lana: Theron accidentally called the Commander “babe” in front of everyone today.
Theron: *sobs into the floor*
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Sith Warrior: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Vette: Isn't that just killing people?
Sith Warrior: Ah, technicality.
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Unpopular opinion : Tenebrae from SWTOR is beautiful.
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Dath Marr: you know, Satele and I are having a baby.
Kyradia (sith inquisitor): oh my god congratulations that’s-
Darth Marr: *slams papers in front of him* it’s you. sign here.
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Malgus: Your insolence goes too far!
Smuggler: Wrong! It can go a lot further.
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Theron, reenacting his life: And Senya, you can play the role of my mother!
Senya: I don’t want to be your mother.
Theron: Great! You already know your lines!
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Lana: I feel like doing something stupid.
Saarai (Outlander), without missing a beat: I'm stupid, do me.
source: incorrect quotes generator
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Jonas Balkar: Wait you two are...Nooo you’re doing this all wrong, you can’t be a double agent for the Republic while dating a former SIS agent! It’ll blow your cover!
Alliance Commander: One more word out of you, and I’ll send you a formal groomsman invitation on an unsecured channel.
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Cipher Nine: Hey, thought you should know. I'm having a kid.
Hunter: Oh yeah?
Nine, handing him a datapad: It's you. Sign here.
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Theron: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Commander: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Lana: And you just ran away?!
Theron: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Juno: What time is it?
Doc: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Doc: *Plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*
Coruscanti Citizen: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING-
Doc: It’s 2 am
Kira: I don't know if I'm impressed or confused. Doc, when did you learn to play saxophone and why on Tython do you have a saxophONE JUNO-
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Incorrect swtor quotes
Theron: "Why am i so down, you ask? You ever have that one person? That always criticizes your every decision? Who always makes you feel like shit?"
Camera pans to Lana, composing poetry and drinking her tea and brandy.
Theron: "What? No! This is my best friend!" Hugs Lana.
Lana: "Awwww." Pats his hair absent-mindedly. "So who's been making your life miserable?"
Theron: "The guy in the mirror."
Next morning
Theron, proudly: "Someone had a go at my mirror so bad, it's practically vanished. Just a pile of the finest powder and melted glass left behind."
Lana, equally proud: "You're welcome!"
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Kyradia (Sith inquisitor), eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Kavaraa (jedi consular), who walked out of her bedroom in her house into her kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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