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#incorrect sylki quotes
sylkilovebot · 10 months
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Sylvie: One if you will betray me tonight.
Mobius: Is it me, Sylvie?
Sylvie: No.
B-15: Is it me, Sylvie?
Sylvie: No it’s not.
Loki: Is it me, Sylvie?
Sylvie: iS iT mE sYlViE
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hellcheercaine · 4 months
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Loki is just hungry, that’s all
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sylkithecat · 2 years
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sylki + incorrect quote (insp)
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lazy-cat-corner · 1 year
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Loki when he cooks for Sylvie: Bon appetit. 🥰
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Sylvie when she cooks for Loki: Bone apple tit!
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dubblebubbleibuprofen · 5 months
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This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.
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textsfromthetva · 23 days
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Loki + Veep [31/?]
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blazethecheeto · 5 months
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Things Loki Characters Absolutely Have Said
O.B: What’s your favorite color?
Mobius: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
O.B: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Mobius: My favorite color is green.
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Sylvie: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."
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Loki: I have locked Casey in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.
Timely: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Loki: I’m blackmailing him.
Timely: Oh, happy days.
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Mobius: If Sylvie and I were drowning, who would you save?
Loki: You two can’t swim?
Mobius: It’s a hypothetical question, Loki! Who would you save?
Loki: My time and effort.
(for legal reasons this is a joke)
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Mobius: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Sylvie: Bleach.
Loki: Sewage.
Mobius: ...Please calm down, edgelords.
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Sylvie: Kill him.
Loki: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
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O.B: Thanks for not telling the TVA what happened.
B-15, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Loki: We both look very handsome tonight.
Mobius: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Loki: I couldn't take that chance.
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i-dagger-you · 6 months
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Sylvie's Enchanting | Brad vs Loki
⤷You don't need to enchant me to make me yours; I already am.
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incorrectlokiserie · 7 months
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sylvie: I hate you.
loki, to himself: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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atrxides · 6 months
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Loki: just GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Sylvie: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound?! Stay out of it!
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whispering-about-loki · 6 months
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Loki: Thor, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Thor: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
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hellcheercaine · 5 months
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Sylvie: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case. Loki: Sylvie, that's a coma. Sylvie: Sounds festive.
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sylkithecat · 6 months
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sylki incorrect quotes
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lazy-cat-corner · 2 years
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“You know, technically this is all your fault for not charging the tempad before you began your plan to break in the TVA.”
“I’m going to drag your ass back on the train just to throw you out a second time.”
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catwouthats · 6 months
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Loki: It’s hard being polyamorous. My girlfriend left to another timeline and my boyfriend doesn’t even live in a timeline :(
Sylvie: We broke up the moment I kicked you through the time door…
Mobius: You have a boyfriend??
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textsfromthetva · 6 months
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Loki + Veep [28/?]
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