#incorrect symbrock

[mischievous-thunder]

Venom: What do you mean I'm not a human being?

Venom, proudly: I can identify and select all the images with traffic lights with great accuracy.

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[reaperlight]

Eddie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Venom: Yes! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Eddie: ...

Anne: ...

Mrs. Chen: ...

Dan: ...No need for that. I know where you can get some bones.

Venom: Yay!

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[incorrect-random-fandom]

Venom: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Eddie: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Deadpool: Eddie and Venom are getting married after knowing each other only for three months? Never gonna last.

Spiderman: I can't believe you're saying that.

Deadpool: It's not enough time, people should live together for at least twenty years first.

Spiderman: What? Twenty years?

Deadpool: Okay, but three months? They haven't been in a fight yet, and if they were, it was cute. They haven't even smelled each other's farts, they're still holding them in.

Spiderman: You farted on our second date.

Deadpool: Because I knew you were the one.

Spiderman: Sitting on my lap, just for the record.

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[menfishme-women]

*Peter and Eddie after a fight*

Peter: Hey, Brock? Can I ask you something uncomfortable?

Eddie: Go for it little guy.

Peter: What happens…if you get a boner while Venom is suiting?

Eddie:

Venom, in Eddie’s brain: Tell him Eddie, tell him please!!

Eddie: V…V sorts it out.

Peter: Like…sorts it? Or…adjusts it to deal with later?

Eddie: …

Eddie: Yes.

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[mysticalgalaxysalad]

Eddie: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Venom: Eddie, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

#Venom #Eddie Brock #Veddie #Symbrock #I love these idiots #I love them #Incorrect quotes

[tomhardystitties]

venom: you know what rhymes with your last name and I'd love to put in your mouth right now?

eddie:

venom:

eddie: don't say it. don-

venom: cock. it's cock

#found this in my drafts and am happy about it #venom #eddie brock #symbrock #incorrect quotes #incorrect venom quotes

[lmtyl]

Venom: If you let me eat a mugger, I'll have sex with you! Eddie: ...and what's in it for me?

#venom #venom movie #symbrock #eddie brock #incorrect quotes #apple

[primewritessmut]

EDDIE (trying to come up with a pet name for Venom): Sweetheart?

VENOM: No. We are heartless.

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[bunsofhoney]

Science Nerd Peter: Apparently Aspartame has a precursor to Phenethylamine in it. Do you like diet soda?

Eddie: Bleck, can't stand the stuff.

Venom: COKE ZERO, BABY

#incorrect marvel quotes #venom #symbrock #Spider-Man #my memes #toxic boh

[viridian-love]

𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑳.

— might return to writing marvel, might not. here’s everything i’ve written so far though for your viewing pleasure (these are all very old, if they’re cringe then that’s why).

REQUESTS: 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃

— incorrect texts.

you make life worth living.

i can't handle affection very well.

aren't you afraid.

thighs and ass.

pick your poison, babe.

how’s the world’s strongest soldier today?

then let me teach you.

i don’t hate him.

always enough.

you what?

with a parachute?

not a saint.

— one shots.

tap, tap. [stony, sfw]

you are my sunshine. [stony, sfw]

— headcanons.

home can be a person.

aging doesn’t exist in the soul realm.

peter has ptsd diving.

— extra ramblings.

symbrock comic panels pt. 1.

symbrock comic panels pt. 2.

[mischievous-thunder]

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[reaperlight]

Carnage: Dad... easy. I mean you no harm. I just need some advice.

Eddie: ...With what?

Carnage: How did you know you were in love with Venom? Like, when did you guys figure that out?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: ...I'm in love with Venom?

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[incorrect-random-fandom]

Venom: In this world it’s milk or be milked.

Eddie: It’s really not.

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[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Eddie: Wade, what's MCFC stand for?

Deadpool: My Cute Fucking Cock

Eddie: ...

Deadpool: ...

Spiderman: *dying of laughter*

Eddie: You know, it's my fault for tossing that to you.

Deadpool: Yeah, I don't know what you thought what's gonna happen.

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[q-u-a-rantine-high-school]

Eddie: ...This is.... So dumb...

Venom, standing on Eddie's shoulders: The higher I am, the better I can see.

Eddie: You can literally climb skyscrapers-

Venom: hush now, Eddie, I am searching.

#incorrect venom quotes #incorrect symbrock #vines #Venom #venom memes #symbrock #symbrock memes #eddie brock #veddie #incorrect quotes #venom symbiote #sony venom #sony