Rapunzel: Who are you, and how did you find me?
Varian, knitted brows: You do acknowledge, the fact that we are neighbours now.
Rapunzel: Who are you? And how did you find me?
Varian, sighed huffily: Fine, I am Varian. And I just found you in the tower since my lab was close enough as it is. So, long story short. I just discovered you!
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Adira: While I’m gone, Hector, you’re in charge.
Hector: Yes!!!
Adira, whispering: Quirrin, you’re secretly in charge.
Quirrin: Obviously.
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Varian: Are you mad at me, Rapunzel?
Rapunzel: *sigh* No, I'm not mad at you. You're too super cute for me to be mad at you.
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tangle, kicking the door open: THREE WEEKS.
lanolin: what is she talking about?
whisper, holding back laughter: don’t worry about it-
tangle: FOR THREE WEEKS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT
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Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-
Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*
Hugo:
Hugo: I want that one.
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Cassandra: Caitlyn, look in that mirror. You know what i see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young woman.
Caitlyn: *smiles*
Cassandra: Oh look, you’re here too!
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Price: I can’t believe I’m single
Soap: Same
Price: But your with Ghost…?
Soap: Not anymore
Price: Everything okay between you two?
Soap sighs: Not really
Price: Wanna talk about it?
Soap: I dunno… But I do have a question for you, capt’n.
Price: What is it…?
Soap: Would ye’ consider me a great cook?
Price: Uh… I mean, you haven’t cooked for me, so I don’t really know.
Soap: Another question, would you eat your partners hard worked boiled eggs with pancakes on the side?
Price: I guess… But what are you trying to-
Soap: I HAD IT ALL PLANNED, PRICE. EVERYTHING!
Price: I still don’t get it, son
(Soap scoffs and leaves to his bunker)
Ghost: Oh great, your back! Okay so I thought of remaking your-
Soap: DON’T YE’ SAY A WORD
Ghost: what…?
Soap: MY PANCAKES AND EGGS WERE THE BEST
Ghost: JOHNNY YOU GAVE ME FULL BLACK BURNED EGGS AND WAS THAT EVEN A PANCAKE!?
Soap mutters while heading to his bed: Why don’t you make it then
Ghost: I will, and when you wake up you’ll be begging me to make more.
Soap: Doubt it, but go ahead…
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6 hours later
(Soap wakes up and heads to the kitchen)
Soap: Hey Ghost did you leave- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED
(Price running around the kitchen with a few towels while Ghost’s behind him with an extinguisher)
Price: Run before it’s too late, Soap
(Ghost smacks Price with the extinguisher)
Price: SIMON
Ghost: I really tried my best, Johnny-
Soap: NOT A WORD
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Varian: Hey Princess, did you get my machine?
Rapunzel: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work
Varian: Good. Thanks, mom.
Everyone:...
Varian: Why is everybody straing at me?
Cassandra: you just called Rapunzel 'mom' you said 'thanks mom'.
Varian: what? no I didn't. I said 'thanks Raps'.
Rapunzel: do you see me as a mother figure, Vaian?
Varian: no. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me
Lance: Hey! Show your mother some respect!
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