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autisticzenitsu · 1 month
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Tanjiro: Do you take constructive criticism? Zenitsu: Not without crying.
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rainn-dropz · 2 months
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🦋🎴 Butterfly boy Tanjirou n Zenitsu interactions 🤧⚡️
Zenitsu’s attempt at flirting
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1- Zenitsu: You know… the first time I met you, I thought I had died and gone to heaven.
Tanjiro: O-oh?! Why’s that??
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Zenitsu: We’ll… because you have the most gentle and beautiful sound I’ve ever heard, so beautiful it makes me wanna cry…
Tanjirou : I’m pretty sure everything makes you cry.. 💀
Zenitsu: 🙀🙀 Tanjirou! Are you making fun of me?!!! 😿😿
Tanjirou: Sorry, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity 😹
Zenitsu: I was going to add that because you look like an angel, but an angel would never make fun of me like that!!!! 😿😭
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Tanjirou: I’m sorry Zenitsu 🥺🙏 If it makes you feel any better, the first time I met you I thought you smelt like peaches, the sweetest and ripest! 🍑🍑😋 These days it’s my favorite smell.
Zenitsu: O-oh?!?! okay~~ ☺️☺️☺️
When I said I wanted the previous piece to be a comic I mean I wanted something like this 😭😭😭 laziness is my biggest enemy 🤧🤧
Hello 😸 @magnetsonfridges, I hope you like this <333
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Tanjirou: Hey Zenitsu! Look at this cute puppy I saw outside !!
Zenitsu: Cute, let me pet it
Tanjirou: Of course!
Zenitsu: *Pets Tanjirou’s head*
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zenitsu: do you ever shut up
tanjirou: not often
tanjirou: but if you were to kiss me i guarantee at least an hour of quiet
kanao: yeah cause hed faint right afterwards
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muzansfavoritedemon · 2 years
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|| Modern AU ||
Zenitsu, Eyes already pricking with Tears: Ow.. I cut my finger..
Nezuko/Tanjiro: Let me kiss it make it feel better!
Zenitsu: How does that help..?
Nezuko/Tanjiro: Whenever my little Siblings would get hurt, I'd always kiss it to make it better. It always worked!
Zenitsu: Oh.. I see...
(A Few Hours Later)
Zenitsu: Inosuke, This is the first time I'll allow you to punch me in the face.
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Demon slayer incorrect quotes
Zenitsu: I wonder what my darling's up to. *notices Tanjiro carving something* I'm going to surprise him.
Zenitsu, covering Tanjiro's eyes: Guess who?
Tanjiro, dropping the wood and reaching up to touch the hands: oh fuck, who could it be?? Judging by how there's no ring on that finger, it must be Nezuko!
Zenitsu: If you keep joking like that, I'm going to break your neck-
Tanjiro: of course I'm joking!
Zenitsu: Okay then, it's time for you to guess.
Tanjiro:
Zenitsu:
Tanjiro:
Zenitsu: Are you sleeping?
Tanjiro: WHOOPS! I dozed off for a sec, I've been so tired latel-
Zenitsu: answer the question
Tanjiro: mm what was the questio-
Zenitsu: guess who I am.
Tanjiro: guess who you are? You're my beloved!
Zenitsu: look at this bitch being a smartass
Tanjiro: please take your hands off now, babe, you're going to pluck my eyeballs out
Zenitsu: babe who?
Tanjiro: you're being silly, who else would my baby be?
Zenitsu: shut up and say my name
Tanjiro:
Tanjiro: can I phone a friend?
Zenitsu: no such thing
Tanjiro: do you actually think I don't know?
Zenitsu: quit playing games, bitch.
Tanjiro: are you doubting me right now?
Zenitsu: is saying my name so hard?
Tanjiro: you name is not the issue, this is an issue of trust!
Zenitsu: fine. Let's see how far this goes, I bet my left hand you don't know my name. What are you betting?
Tanjiro: ... sure you want to take it this far?
Zenitsu: you scared?
Tanjiro: I'm not the one who's scared, you are!
Zenitsu: ohoho, look at this sly son of a bitch
Tanjiro: I am giving you one last chance, take your hands off now
Zenitsu: I give the last chances, not you.
Tanjiro: there's no going back from this. Are you saying that the name matters?
Zenitsu:that is exactly what I want from this. Only one of us are going to bite the dust today
Tanjiro: we say the name of the place we had our first kiss on three.
Zenitsu: Is that all you have, Kamado, you adorable shit.
Tanjiro: go die if you're scared
Zenitsu: shut your mouth and begin
Tanjiro: one-
Zenitsu: two-
Tanjiro:
Zenitsu: Are you praying?
Tanjiro:
Tanjiro: Before you kill me, let me say my final words
Zenitsu: go.
Tanjiro: your hands have gotten really rough.. genya?
Zenitsu, shedding a single tear:
Zenitsu, snapping his neck: wrong answer motherfucker
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Half-Demon! Tanjiro AU Masterpost
(This has been my comfort AU for a while)
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I personally love the idea of Tanjiro having some properties of a demon, but he can still keep his humanity. So here are some details about the AU! (Keep in mind that I haven’t finished the manga)
In this AU, Tanjiro couldn’t fully cure his demon side even after defeating Muzan, but he was able to regain his humanity. His body changed quite a bit and some of the changes are:
He doesn’t need to eat people and he could use his blood to make other demons regain their humanity.
He can bring back dead demons by rebuilding them using their Blood Demon Art remnants
He can also turn people (both dead and alive) into half demons
However, he cannot bring back a human if their head was destroyed
And he can’t bring back demons that don’t have a Blood Demon Art
He can control water to fight off hostile demons and to defend himself. Tanjiro can also use it to heal people.
When he’s pissed, Tanjiro can turn water into fire and use it as a heatwave (he’s only done this once though)
Tanjiro grew quite a bit. Now he’s 6 feet and 4 inches tall
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When he is ready for battle, his fangs and claws come out and his eyes become those of a demon.
When he isn’t fighting, he just looks like a normal human with tiny micro fangs.
When it comes to sunlight, he can go out in the daytime, but his skin is extremely sensitive. He can’t stay out for too long, otherwise he gets an extreme sunburn.
After every battle, he needs to regain his strength by sleeping.
Tanjiro can also purr! He usually does it when he’s happy, sick, or injured.
He will occasionally hold someone who is sick or injured close and purr so that they can heal faster
The power of the blood demon art gets halved when they become half demons. This has angered quite a few demons when Tanjiro tried to convert them
Tanjiro still prefers to use his sword in battle. He only uses his fangs and claws if he has to.
He’s quite cuddly and his bigger stature makes him a giant teddy bear
Demons can communicate using a language of growls (it’s really cute!) and now Tanjiro can do that too
They can also communicate telepathically with Tanjiro like Muzan was able to do
When demons suffer from panic attacks or get too flustered, they lose control of their voice and they start growling, roaring and crying
Half demons also have human disguises, so they can walk through villages with no suspicions
He is the new Demon King! It take him a minute to get the hang of it, but he figures it out!
Tanjiro also is incredibly proud of the demons who’ve made progress
Everything here applies to Nezuko too, except the height change, water powers, ability to bring back demons, and the role as Demon King
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In this AU, Tanjiro and Zenitsu are dating while Inosuke and Nezuko are just vibing and doing their own thing.
Feel free to ask me any questions or have me write drabbles about the AU! If I get any questions, I’ll link them to this master post.
Chapters:
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
More Information!!
How the demons are doing
Zohakuten and Karaku chat ai!
Tanzen Headcanons!
OC information!
Chat With Half-Demon Tanjiro!
Hashira Information!
Incorrect Quotes!
“Drink the Juice!”
More incorrect quotes!
Drabbles!
When the Emotional Support Needs Help (warning comfort vore)
The Friendly Beast: Tanjiro vers. (contains comfort vore)
The Friendly Beast: Gyutaro vers. (Contains comfort vore)
When Worlds Collide
Flying High
You Can Trust Me (contains soft vore)
Safety From The Sun (contains comfort vore)
Lost And Found (contains soft vore)
Brotherly Troubles (contains soft vore)
In The Belly of The Beast (contains soft vore)
I’ll Keep You Warm (Contains soft vore)
Traveling Within a Harpy (contains soft vore)
Protected by a Friend (contains soft vore)
Mom Mode (contains soft vore)
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concept-sketch · 2 years
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Tanjirou: You're one of my best friends. I just want you to be happy.
Zenistu: You don't think I'm complete trash?
Tanjirou: Of course not.
Zenitsu: You think I'm cool?
Tanjirou: Of course not.
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zellxyfish · 3 years
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ZenTan Incorrect Quotes
Tanjiro: Whats one thing you would do if you were drunk?
Zenitsu: fuck you.
Tanjiro: what?
Zenitsu[smiles] Oh nothing.
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muiclouds · 3 years
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zenitsu: [waking up from a 6 hour nap]
tanjiro: oh look, zenitsu’s alive
zenitsu: unfortunately
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blankperiodssn · 3 years
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Sasuke: I’m under stress… I’m under pressure…
Sasuke: The only thing I’m not under is Naruto which is a damn shame to be honest
Naruto:
Everyone else:
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autisticzenitsu · 4 months
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Zenitsu: This is a mistake. Tanjiro, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Zenitsu: But not today. Tanjiro, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
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sweet-pink-cow · 3 years
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Zenitsu finally building up the courage to confess his love for Tanjiro: I think I’m falling for you…
Tanjiro taking it literally: I sure hope not. I don’t want you to scrape your knees!!
Zenitsu: 😑
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Zenitsu and Tanjirou: *holding hands*
Inosuke: Ha! Gay
Zenitsu: You were literally just making out with genya a minute ago
Inosuke: And you looked. Haha Gay
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tanjirou: zenitsu, truth or dare?
zenitsu: truth
tanjirou: i dare you to kiss me
zenitsu: [leans in]
kanao: he didnt even pick dare
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muzansfavoritedemon · 2 years
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Zenitsu: I don't fucking know if I want to kiss you or throw you off a fucking cliff at this point.
Tanjiro:..Am I allowed to choose?
Zenitsu: No.
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