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swbbb6 · 2 days

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It’s Bad Batch eve! Y’know what that means?

Incorrect Bad Batch quotes!!

Nala Se (after helping Omega escape): “If you’re suggesting I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of my children equally!”

*Earlier that day*

Nala Se: “...I don’t care for Emerie.”

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letsquestjess · 2 months

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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

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tattycoram · 15 days

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Echo: What are you three up to? Crosshair: Why would we be up to anything? Omega: We are good innocent siblings Echo: I've never trusted you less in my life Tech: Completely valid

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alabyte · 7 months

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Tech: I'll explain.

Crosshair: Is this an offer?

Tech: This is a threat.

#pov me every time I see something related to genetics even in the slightest #tech tbb #tech #crosshair tbb #crosshair #they are twins ur honor #batch twins #the bad batch #tbb #the bad batch incorrect quotes #incorrect tbb quotes #tbb incorrect quotes #star wars #star wars incorrect quotes

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bibannana · 1 year

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Hunter *looking around a crowded market*: Oh no.

Wrecker *munching on some roasted nuna*: What?

Hunter *panicking*: We lost the kid. How are we ever going to find her-

Echo *taking a deep breath*: By yelling.

Crosshair *frowns*: Please don't-

Echo and Wrecker *shouting*: OMEGA!!!!

Tech *sighs and looks at his datapad*: And this is why I gave her a tracking device. Every single planet-

Omega *standing behind them all*: Hi!

*terrified screaming*

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techwrecker · 9 days

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Echo: I promise I won’t be mad— I just want to know who ate all my powdered donuts.

Omega: It wasn’t me, I didn’t even know you had any.

Crosshair: Obviously it wasn’t me.

Tech: I do not care for donuts of the powdered variety.

Hunter: It wasn’t me.

Wrecker: *covered in white powder* C’mon guys, just fess up. This is serious! Who ate Echo’s donuts?

Echo:

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mamuzzy · 2 months

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Omega: Do you want to escape Tantiss?

Crosshair: No.

Omega: Come on let's go and flee!

Crosshair: No.

Omega: I never see you snark no more Omega: Come out the door

Omega: It's like you've gone away!

Omega: We used to be best buddies!

Crosshair: Since when

Omega: And now we're not

Omega: I wish you would tell me why

Crosshair:

Omega: Do you wanna escape Tantiss?

Omega: I have a plan to escape Tantiss!

Crosshair: FUCK OFF, KID!!!!

Omega: Okay, bye. :(((((((

#do you mean to tell this is not how it went?#tbb omega #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #tbb #incorrect quotes #incorrect tbb quotes #tbbs3 spoilers

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totally-correct-star-wars · 1 month

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Hunter: I brought tacos! Also, I adopted a child. Crosshair: You WHAT?! Wrecker: Tacos! Yeah!

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snotbuggle · 11 months

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-In the bad batch family group chat-

Crosshair: Idiot #1 threw idiot #2 up a 6 meter wall after being told—and I quote—“I should be able to make it if you throw me high enough.” He ended up shattering his kneecap by hitting the edge.

Hunter: What the hell?!

Tech: It was a simple miscalculation. I am fine.

*Crosshair looks up from his phone*

Crosshair: “Your kneecap is fucking gone.”

Tech: “It’s still there; just shards reconnected by wires.”

#Crosshair is sitting in the hospital with him to make sure he’s okay while simultaneously telling him he’s a dumbass #the bad batch #sw tbb #star wars tbb #star wars #tbb #sw the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #incorrect tbb quotes

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swbbb6 · 2 days

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Rewatching tbb to mentally prepare myself for tomorrow (as one does), and Omega and Crosshair’s escape from Tantiss is giving me some Road To El Dorado vibes. This of course calls for..

Incorrect Bad Batch quotes!

Omega: “Alright here’s the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack… the emperor’s ship, and then we… fly back to Pabu like there’s no tomorrow!”

Crosshair: “Fly to Pabu?”

Omega: “Yeah.”

Crosshair: “In the emperor’s ship?”

Omega: “Yeah!”

Crosshair: “Great. Sensational. And that- that’s your plan, is it?”

Omega: “That’s pretty much it,”

Crosshair (delighted): “Well I like it! So, how do we get to the hangar?”

Omega (after a pause): “In the dead of night. You and I grab some provisions. Hijack the emperor’s ship-“

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letsquestjess · 1 year

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Tech: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Phee: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tech: Absolutely not.

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tattycoram · 22 days

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Crosshair: I'm here to pick Omega up Teacher: She's in detention Crosshair: What? Teacher: She misbehaved in class and now must spend an hour here after school Crosshair: I know what detention is. I mean what did she do? Teacher: She brought a knife to school Crosshair: That's illegal?

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alabyte · 10 months

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Tech: Given the fact that I'm older and more experienced, I'd take my advice if I were you.

Crosshair: We are literally the same age.

Tech: That's correct. However, I'm still older.

Crosshair:

Crosshair: THE KAMINOANS TOOK YOU OUT OF THE TUBE SIX AND A HALF MINUTES BEFORE ME YOU KRIFFIN'-

#this dialogue happens at least twice a week #Crosshair's livid every fucking time #Tech keeps using this argument just because it makes Cross mad #they are twins ur honor #tech #tech tbb #tbb tech #crosshair #crosshair tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb #the bad batch #sw #star wars #incorrect tbb quotes #incorrect quotes

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bibannana · 11 months

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Hunter *relaxing in the co-pilot seat with a nice hot mug of caf*: You know what?

Tech *disinterested*: What?

Hunter *sipping his caf*: I should be rewarded. It's hard looking this pretty whilst on the run.

Crosshair *doesn't even look up from where he is cleaning his sniper*: You? Pretty? Huh.

Wrecker *laughing*: Nice joke Hunter!

Tech *nods*: Yes. Highly amusing.

Echo *fake swoons*: You're the prettiest Hunt'ika.

Hunter *huffs*: I hate you all.

Omega *smiling*: I think you're pretty Hunter!

Hunter *smiles softly*: Thank you Omega.

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here-comes-the-moose · 1 year

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*incorrect quote for @callme-xo Modern Batch AU*

Echo: Yeah, the vet thinks Gonky has anxiety.

Crosshair, turning to Gonky: You and me both, buddy.

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sweetlittlestarbursts · 8 months

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Omega: Am I in trouble? Hunter: Take a guess. Omega: No? Hunter: Take another guess

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