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gfmaximoff · 9 months

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Steve: Do you really want to know how I hurt my ankle?

Tony: Yes.

Steve: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class along with Parker.

Tony: Oh my gosh?

Steve: I’ve mastered all the moves- the Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, the Oopsie Doodle.

Tony: Why are you telling me all this?

Steve: *smirks* Because no one will ever believe you.

Tony: Rogers, you sick, sick son of a bitch.

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buckywiththegoodhair86 · 3 months

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Part Three of the memes of Cap and Co. (Part One here; Part Two here.)

#captain america #steve rogers #bucky barnes #peggy carter #sam wilson #ugh i guess john walker too #incorrect quotes #team cap

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georgie3116 · 12 days

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*Bucky to Steve after getting defrosted in Wakanda*

Bucky: I feel renewed.

Bucky: I’m to deal with any changes that come my way.

Natasha: *With Blonde Hair* Hey, look whose back!

Bucky: Your hair is different. You changed your hair. I can’t take this. I’m out!

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: I discovered the best power move

Tony: Oh yeah? What is it?

Peter: just look someone in the eyes and tell them "I talked to my therapist about you" then never elaborate

Tony: that's pretty good actually

Peter: I know right! You have to wait for the perfect timing though, you don't want it to seem like you want them to know that, you know?

Tony: Oh yeah, I completely agree.

Tony: *3 minutes later* HEY STEVE! GUESS WHAT! I TALKED TO MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU!

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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(Playing Twister) Sam: Right hand red. Steve: *ends up on top of Bucky* Nat: You’re doing this on purpose aren’t you? Sam: Oh I stopped spinning, like, fifteen minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised they haven’t noticed.

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 1 year

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*Steve, Bucky, Sam, and Nat sipping their chocolate milk*

Steve: We really are a bad boy gang

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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 years

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Steve, boarding the Quinjet: Happy Pride Month, team. You know what that means.

Wanda: Be gay, do crime?

Steve: You got that right.

#marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #incorrect avengers #steve rogers #steven grant rogers #nomad #captain america #ca:cw #captain america: civil war #team cap #wanda #scarlet witch #lets just say it was june for the the bit okay???#be cool

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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 2 years

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Clint: ... So I'm guessing you're still upset over everything that happened between us and Tony?

Stephen: Why would you say that?

[camera pans out to show Clint is tied up over a portal into a dimension of endless fire and lava]

Clint: No reason.

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incorrectly911 · 1 year

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Hen: What's the hardest thing to say?

Bobby: I was wrong.

Eddie: I need help.

Buck: No.

Chim: Worcestershire sauce.

#i was wrong was very hard to pick cause frankly theyre all pretty good at apologizing when theyre wrong good job team #i just picked bobby cause hes cap #911 fox #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #911 on fox #911onfox #evan buckley #bobby nash #chimney han #eddie diaz #henrietta wilson

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mywilltodie · 2 years

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Morgan : Damn, Reid , are you secretly cool?

Reid : Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Morgan : I do not.

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jakascoo · 1 year

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Dick: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING. Dick, pulling up a graph: THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY! Babs: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst. Dick: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! Dick: [Pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help".]

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teruel-a-witch · 2 years

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Danny knew he had to lock it down before someone else snaps Steve up. Grace knew just what to say to speed the process along ;)

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buckywiththegoodhair86 · 1 year

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Bucky: This is about to get tricky. Don’t worry; I’ve still got a few knives up my sleeves.

Sam: You mean cards?

Steve: He does not.

Bucky, pulling out so many knives: I do not.

#incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect team cap quotes #bucky barnes #sam wilson #steve rogers #bucky has all the weapons #don't ask where they come from

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georgie3116 · 1 month

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Steve makes Lunches for his team

*Steve hands Bucky a Lunch Bag* ~

Steve: Ok, Whole wheat.

*Steve hands Sam a Lunch Bag* ~

Steve: No Crust.

*Steve hands Natasha a Lunch Bag* ~

Steve: $5 in a bag.

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gothgoddess2010 · 2 years

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Bucky: HELP! I TOLD Y/N THAT I WOULD COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Steve pouring milk into a bag of cereal: And you thought I could help? 🤨🤨

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marvelnatasha · 2 years

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Steve: Is Bucky sleeping or dead?

Sam: Hopefully dead. God, I hated his guts.

Scott: Yeah, he was kinda scary.

Bucky: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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