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batcavescolony · 1 year
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Nightwing: hey Titans, umm id like to introduce you to Robin
Tim Robin: Hi
Titans: uhhh hi
Kory: h-WAIT you're the kid that showed up at my door asking about Nightwing! How did you get my address?
Dick: yeah he does that but it's fine, he's Robin now.
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emmjoanart · 2 years
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Tim will never live it down
Please do not repost my art
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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gothamundernightlight · 5 months
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Robin: …and all in all, our mission was a success!
The Justice League: *looking at their sidekicks covered in bruises surrounded by property damage
The Justice League: If this is what you call a success, we’d hate to see what you would consider a disaster.
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augustinapril · 1 year
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Dick: Slade attacked here-
Y/n: Slade? More like Slay'd.
Dick: Get out.
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Take the pizza, Tim. 😥
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1vyyxo · 1 month
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I know I don’t post much on tumblr and whenever I do I delete it in a few days and I know people say celebrating fiction characters' birthdays are dumb but…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK GRAYSON!! HE'S MY FAV FR- OK BUT HOW COULD I NOT POST FOR HIM?? HE'S LITERALLY THE BEST NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND. 😍🤌💋
PHOTOODUMPPP-
here r some of my favs from my pin board:
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also, ROBIN DICK GRAYSON ANYONE? he was such a silly lil’ guy.
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I literally love him (his character) in every universe-
SREEDFGREDFREREFR
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ok i’m scheduling this for tmrw haha (20th march 12:00 am) gn/gm/good afternoon! <3
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shyjusticewarrior · 25 days
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kazuko-stuff · 19 days
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Mommy
Warning: just a crack idea based on the mommy meme
Wally: How do you feel of boys calling girls mommy
Dick: so if girls can us daddy
Roy: so why can’t we call each other daddy
Dick: No, mommy! You know what I meant
Wally: you can call me mommy anytime
Roy: I as well
Dick: Wally, you being mommy, in your dreams
Roy: and you think you can be daddy
Dick: I am the most handsome
*All three continuing chatting*
Y/n: hey guys, ready for smash bros
Dick: oh hey mommy
Y/n,Roy, Wally: ……
Y/N: WHAT!!!!
Dick: 😏
Y/N: Hey baby
Dick: 😳
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dc-and-damirae · 1 year
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damian: Do you love me?
raven: Of course I do.
damian: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
raven: I would.
damian: I mean something really, really–
raven: You literally stabbed a man two minutes ago, tf do you expect me to say "no"?!
jason: I'm ok!
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batfamgalore · 1 year
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Donna: We got to get to the hospital and we got to get there fast!
Dick: Then I should drive.
Garth: Why you?
Dick: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Roy: Okay, let’s do it.
(Everyone screaming)
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identifyallen · 9 months
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1/9 Titans: Quick appreciation of my favorite pretty boy 🫶🏻
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wondersinwaynemanor · 4 months
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Wally meeting Dick's brothers.
Jason
Dick enters the Teen Titans Tower's game room with a boy a few inches shorter than him, wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.
Dick: Kid Flasheroo!!! I'd like you to meet Little Wing, my brother, Jason.
Wally: OH MY GOSH, DICK!!!!! *drops the game console* YOU HAVE A BROTHER? AND YOU CALL HIM LITTLE WING????? That's so adorable!! That makes you Big Wing then?
Dick proudly smiles and brings Jason closer to him.
Wally: Aww. Hi, young man. I'm Wally, Dick's best friend. *he offers his hand and young Jason takes it*
Jason: Hi, Wally. *young Jason smiles brightly and Dick and Wally coo at him* Dick said you have a cool power. What is it?
Wally:*shows his powers by quickly (that doesn't even describe it) buying some pizzas* I got two kinds of pizzas cus I didn't know what you wanted, Little Wing.
Jason: *repeatedly blinks* WOAAAH. Sweet! Thank you, Wally.
Dick: Hey.... *playfully nudges Wally* I get to call him Little Wing. Hmmpf. *he points at his chest* Only. Me.
Wally: *salutes* Aye, aye, Captain. Of course, Robin-O. Your wish is my command. I need my spot in Teen Titans.
Dick: *rolls his eyes, smiling* I don't know what I'm gonna do without you in the group.
Dick and Wally don't even realize that Jason has started eating the pizzas.
Wally: WOAH. The kid is fast.
Dick: Watch out, Kid Flash. Little Wing is after your job.
after the three boys enjoy their pizzas, Wally cradles Dick on his arms while Dick cradles young Jason on his as they speed to the store to get some ice cream. and they go back to the Tower to play some games and read some books.
Tim
Wally: Genuis, hey! I know you're a genuis and all, but all you have to do is call me so I can let you in. *munches on some chips as he lays on the couch of his apartment* Don't do that Batman shit on me.
Dick: Guess what? I'm not the genuis one anymore. *smiling widely*
Wally: What you talking about? *about to stand up to get another bag of chips in the kitchen*
Dick: Presenting... *somersaults for dramatic effect* Tim, my brother.
A young boy with similar features with Dick and Jason, dark hair and blue eyes, enters the apartment.
Dick: Mostly known as Baby Bird. He figured out the code of your apartment and I didn't even tell him. How awesome, huh?
Wally is already beside Tim in less than a second.
Tim: Hi, Wally. *young Tim waves shyly* I know you. You're... *whispering* Kid Flash.
Dick: He figured mine and B's identities. Figured he knows yours too. *proudly says as he gently pats the top of Tim's hair*
Wally: MEGA AWESOME!!!! *he shakes Tim's hand* You're the new Genuis, huh. Can you tell me more secrets? Like what's Dick's favorite... No, wait. Second, no.. Hmmm. Sixth? *he counts with his fingers* Twelfth favorite place to visit? I've been trying to figure it out so I can take him there this year.
Tim: *looks at Dick* Hmm. I'm sure I'll figure it out with a few clues.
Wally: That's my man!! *he offers a high five and Tim tiptoes to hit Wally's palm*
Dick: *laughs* Hey, I'm right here.
they sit on Wally's couch as they enjoy some documentaries cus of course, Tim suggests it. Dick and Wally go along for the ride. Wally pleads for Dick to give a clue on his 12th favorite place in the entire world to visit.
Damian
Wally: Your cookies are still the very best I've had, Alfred. *says in between as he drowns his mouth for more cookies*
Alfred: *smiles as he cleans the kitchen at the Manor* Thank you, Mister West.
Ahem.
Damian: Excuse me. Aren't you supposed to be the new Flash?
Wally: OH MY GOSH!!! *he nearly jumps back from his seat and looks down at the small figure of a boy with a cat on his arms* Hi, little man. Yes, I am. I'm Wally. You are?
Damian: Tt. I thought you'd be able to quickly notice my approach. But when the stomach has a goal, you don't really pay much attention to your surroundings.
Wally: *opens his mouth and looks down at his stomach* Well, I'm always hungry.
Alfred: *warns from the kitchen* Master Damian.
Wally: Wait.. Damian?.... Aren't you Bruce's kid-
Dick: Dami! DAMI! *enters the kitchen and blinks at Wally then at Damian and then vice versa again* There you are, Dami. *approaches the two* Hey, Wally. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Wally: Hey, don't sweat on it, Dick. I can wait. Besides, I'm all comfortable here. *shoves another cookie on his mouth which earns a smile from Dick and a look of disgust from Damian*
Dick: Looks like you two have met already. Wally, this is Damian, my littlest brother. Dami, this is Wally, the Flash -
Damian: I know who he is. And don't use the word little on me, Grayson. *Dick and Wally watches Damian as he puts down the cat and grabs two cookies for himself* It's nice to meet you, West.
Wally: *looks at Damian's tiny hand and he thinks how much he wants to pinch his cheeks* Nice to meet you, Damian.
After Wally thanks Alfred for the cookies and pinches Damian's cheek gently, which earns a tt from the boy, he walks with Dick to his car parked outside of the Manor.
Wally: He has a few of Bruce's features. He's so cute!
Dick: Well, I'm lucky to have the cutest brothers.
Meanwhile in the kitchen.
Damian: Does Father know?
Alfred: About what, Master Damian?
Damian: About Grayson and West.
Alfred: He's a detective. I'm sure he knows.
Damian: I doubt it. *eats another cookie*
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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[texting]
Jason: Hey.
Dick: What?
Jason: Do you know this guy?
Jason: *sends a screenshot of Roy's social media*
Dick: Yeah, I fought on a team with him two years ago.
Jason: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.
Dick: Have you ever met him?
Jason: No.
Dick: Then don't let him follow you.
Jason: But that's mean.
Dick: You don't know him.
Jason: But you do.
Dick: We aren't the same person!
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gothamundernightlight · 11 months
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Tim: Hey Damian?
Damian: Yes, Drake?
Tim: I know this may come as a shock to you, but you know how you’re unhappy everywhere you go?
Damian: *eyebrow of suspicion
Damian: …yes?
Tim: It’s because you are there. And I know this, because I am experiencing this effect. We are now unhappy together. But I know how you can fix it.
Damian: …
Tim: You can leave. And then I will be happy again.
Damian: …
Damian: Your misery makes me happy. I’m inclined to stay.
Tim: Godd*mnit.
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willsonlmt · 2 months
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On a joint rwby/jnpr mission.
The teams pinned down by fire.
Jaune: How about we do that move you taught me last weekend?
Pyrrha: I admire you're boldness but what will the team think? *said with a teasing smile*
Jaune: *smiles* You got me the training move, please.
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