Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?
Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.
Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.
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Robin: …and all in all, our mission was a success!
The Justice League: *looking at their sidekicks covered in bruises surrounded by property damage
The Justice League: If this is what you call a success, we’d hate to see what you would consider a disaster.
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john constantine: It has come to my attention that one of you bloody hell spawns is dating my kid.
teen titans: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!
john: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.
damian: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit
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Can you please make incorrect quotes for Titans and Raven confronting Y/N who is literally chilling out inside of Raven's mindscape with Dark Raven?
The Titans charge through Raven's mindscape to find Y/N...
They pause when they find Y/N relaxing on a couch with Dark Raven...
Y/N: hey guys
Starfire: you are not in the trouble?
Y/N: oh i am in trouble
Robin:
Y/N: love trouble
Dark Raven snuggles with Y/N...
Beast Boy: this is weird, dude!
Raven: I'm happy, Y/N's happy. deal with it
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Jason: *sends a voice message*
Bruce, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Jason: Oh don't worry about it!
[later]
Bruce: *presses play*
Jason's recorded message: BRUCE, THERE'S A F*CKING FIRE IN THE MANOR AND–
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*about the Batfamily*
Wally West, to Dick Grayson: So you’re girlboss… is Tim gaslight?
Roy Harper: Which one of you is gatekeep.
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Speedy: One out of five people is gay, so one on the team has to be gay.
Kid-Flash: I hope it's Robin. He's cute.
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*Star Wars Imperial March Music Playing*
Raven: Awh no.
Donna: What is that?
Raven: That is Damian's I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet music.
Donna:
Raven: Can we just go hang out out in the garden?
Donna: Wait, if he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him?
Raven: "Shouldn't we talk to him"? Have you learned nothing in two years, woman?!
Donna: *coming into the living room*
Damian: *sitting on a sofa, on his laptop, with his hood up*
Donna: You doing okay there, pretty boy?
Damian: *looks at her* There's ominous music playing and my hood is basically covering my face. I don't know about you but where I grew up, that means I'm not doing okay.
Raven: *turns off music* want some tea?
Damian: Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset. Luthor is forcing me to mentor Conner. And my father thinks it's a good idea. I am outraged.
Raven: So...cocoa?
Damian: YES; COCOA!
Raven: *goes to kitchen*
Damian: Do you have any idea what it's like to work with someone so infuriating and annoying?
Donna: ...I can imagine
Damian: I've worked hard to become a part of this team and become someone of authority. And Luthor comes along and thinks he can just ask me to become someone he can just boss around. I am angrier than ever and filled with despair.
Donna: What drink do you make him for that?
Raven: Wait, wait, I know this one... Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks?
Damian: YES, I'LL HAVE A HOT APPLE CIDER WITH CINNAMON STICKS!
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Tim: Hey Damian?
Damian: Yes, Drake?
Tim: I know this may come as a shock to you, but you know how you’re unhappy everywhere you go?
Damian: *eyebrow of suspicion
Damian: …yes?
Tim: It’s because you are there. And I know this, because I am experiencing this effect. We are now unhappy together. But I know how you can fix it.
Damian: …
Tim: You can leave. And then I will be happy again.
Damian: …
Damian: Your misery makes me happy. I’m inclined to stay.
Tim: Godd*mnit.
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