#incorrect teenwolf quotes

[waiting-to-be-lost-at-sea]

Liam: This year I lost my dear husband Theo

Theo *in the background*: STOP TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD!

Liam: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

#thiam #Theo Raeken #Liam Dunbar #incorrect teenwolf quotes

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: YOU MOTHERFUCKER Stiles: Ah! Derek! Derek: What the hell are you doing telling everyone we're a gay couple?! Stiles: Ah, heard that through the grapevine didja

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[thesleepy1]

Should've Bought Him Flowers

A/N: So I watched the new Teen Wolf movie and let’s just say I have thoughts. By the way, Derek doesn’t die in this because what the fuck was that ending. 

Pairings: Stiles Stilinski x Derek Hale 

Summary: Stiles comes back from his business trip. 

Word count: 173

Warnings: 

Part 2

“I was gone for a week, Derek!” 

“Don’t be mad.” 

“Don’t be mad? Don’t be mad!? Why did none of you call me? You two could have died!” 

“Okay, so I know you’re mad. You have a right to be, papa,” Eli jumped in, trying to save his dad from the worst of it. 

“Oh I have more than a right to be mad. I am livid.”

Eli turned to his dad and gave him a look. “I told you you should’ve bought him flowers.” 

“Eli. Flowers would not have fixed this. Your father should have known better.” Stiles’ tone was final. The fact that he referred to Derek as father instead of dad was enough of a tell. Eli couldn’t help his dad anymore. The only option was to run. 

“Uh–good luck, dad!” Eli called out from the front door. “That’s my queue to go.” 

Stiles sighed at his son. At Derek too to be honest.

“He is just like you,” Derek remarked. 

“Yeah, which makes me so grateful for my dad.”

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[altsunsworld]

i found these templates on pinterest so filled them in as the puppy pack bc i adore them.

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[ineffablejaymee]

*on a stealth mission, behing the enemy lines*

Fives: Woah, it looks like a trip-wire *kneels down to investigate and pulls it

Echo, from behind him: Fives

Fives: Yeah buddy? *turns around* Oh

Echo, hangind by his leg from a tree: Next time you see a TRIP-wire

Echo: Dont trip it

#star wars #clone wars #clone trooper echo #clone trooper fives #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #star wars clone wars #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #yes its from teenwolf sue me

[alecthedevil]

Liam: Why do you have 2 phones?

Y/N: Oh, well the iphone is for the people I like. The flip phone is for people I don’t like

Liam: I don’t get it...

Y/N:  If the iphone buzzes, I know I need to answer right away. If the flip phone goes off, I ignore it for 3 to 5 business days. 

Liam: How do you decide who gets the iphone and who gets the flip phone?

Y/N: Well, I text people like Brett on my Iphone because I like him, and I text Hayden on my flip phone because I hate her.

Liam: Ok...Which one do you text me on?

Y/N: 

Liam: 

Y/N: *flip phone buzzes with a text from Liam.*  I think you know...

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[dapplepersiflage]

[before watching a horror movie]

theo: are you sure we're watching this movie?

liam: come on, it's just moving pictures based on imagination, there's nothing scary about them.

[after]

liam: holy shit...

theo: i agree.

liam:

theo:

liam: can you walk me to the bathroom?

theo: ...i think we should call mason

#real stories that are impossible to keep silent about #teenwolf #thiam #incorrect quotes

[maplesyrizzup]

Liam does something without thinking it through Theo: Liam’s an idiot Some random person laughing at Liam: look at this guy. what a fucking moron Theo about to commit murder: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-

#thiam #theo raeken #liam dunbar #teenwolf incorrect quotes #mine

[explodusnuclei]

Liam: what's our exit strategy?

Stiles: our what?

Liam: ...

Liam: we're all gonna die

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[bestmdoutthere]

U: ME? ME WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?

Stiles: YES YOU YOU DROVE MY CAR INTO THE FREAKING LAKE

U: I DIDNT DO IT DEREK- oh fuck

Stiles: DEREK YOU DID THIS?!!

Derek: in my defense she was the one making me move in my sea-

U: DEREK!!!!

Derek: OH FUCK IM SORRY

Stiles: You guys…had sex…IN MY FUCKING CAR

U: RUN DEREK

#teenwolf #stiles stilinski #derek x stiles #jj mayback x reader #fypage #movies #thiam #liam dunbar #imagine #incorrect quotes

[supercriminalbean]

*Hotch and Rossi arriving at a crime scene*

Hotch: What are you doing here?!

Morgan: What do you mean, what am I doing here. it's a club, its a club we were clubbing, you know? At the club.

Rossi: Not exactly your type of club.

Morgan: Uh well guys there's a conversation that we

Hotch: Your not gay.

Morgan: I could be!

Rossi: Not dressed like that

#criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect quotes #teenwolf #David Rossi #Aaron Hotchner #Derek Morgan #Morgan could be Bi #Rossi is a sassy Bitch #JJ #spencer reid #penelope garcia #emily prentiss

[sunflowertwin-22]

On this Episode of Stydia once said:

Stiles sees the bandage on Lydia's ankle...

Stiles: Hey what happened to your ankle?

Lydia: Prada bit me.

Stiles: Your dog?

Lydia: No my designer hand bag.....

Stiles:

Lydia: yEs my DoG.

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[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Jackson: Uhh.. Eli just asked if we want to…“Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”

Stiles, not even looking up: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.

Jackson: Oh, that makes more sense.

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[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Xigbar: what’s it like dating Marluxia?

Vexen: one time, he asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong

#Source: incorrect-teenwolf #incorrect organization xiii quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kh marvex #kh marluxia #kh vexen #kh xigbar

[eddies-guitar13]

Klaus: can i show you a trick?

Five: last time you showed me a trick it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back

Klaus: yeah but this time it'll only take two

#i hope no one has done this before #meow #cats #voltorn #voltron #lance mcclain #teenwolf #strangerthings #tua #tuashitpost #tua fandom #tua fanart #tua fanfic #tua headcanon #tua incorrect quotes #tua five #tua klaus #i did this a long time ago i just didn't post it #i was lazy #and i had found out that i'm getting a #48 #in math so #had to pull my shit #tom holland #dream #idfk #taging thing that don't make sence beecuase it doesn't realte to the post #tua ben #tua imagine #tua incorrect quotes

[ineffablejaymee]

*Obi-wan gets turned into his feral teenage self*

Cody: I figure we wait day or two, Obi-wan gets back to being his old self, everyone is happy.

Cody: Except Obi-wan

Cody: Hes never happy

Rex:

#star wars #clone wars #obiwan kenobi #star wars clone wars #captain rex #commander cody #codywan #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #yes its from teenwolf sue me