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queryghost · 2 months

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haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said

Some of these were edited a little to make more sense in Haikyuu context :]

Tendou: Coach Washijo has to let us summon Satan in the middle of practice.

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Atsumu: Why v@pe when you can suck watermelon lollipops? •••

Terushima: You cannot aggressively beat the Camila Cabello out of me •••

Shirabu: Some people should be shot, but some people get to be president again, ha ha ha.

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Tendou: My insanity would probably be the most potent drug in the world

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Oikawa: I’m a homosexual, heheheheheh

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Nishinoya: See, you can achieve greatness even with short legs

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Tendou: Arson is good. It’s a great pastime. Like, bored? Go burn down a building!

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Hinata: BYE DAICHI-SAN

Daichi: I’m not for sale

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Shirabu: I feel like a spear went through my head right here (points to middle of forehead) and came out at the back here

Tendou: I’M A UNICORRRN

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Ukai Keishin: (spectating Karasuno antics) Some people end up in the zoo

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Kageyama: (on the way to the training camp) oh my god I will EAT the next traffic light that turns red

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Semi: What about you? Don’t you say that you eat children?

Tendou: I mean I do but that’s different because I’m a human

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Nishinoya: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GOING FERAL CRUNCHING ON THE FLATSCREEN TV LIKE A MEIJI CRACKER

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Ushiwaka: I am at Daiso. Need anything?

Tendou: sanity

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Sakusa: Are you fucking dumb?

Atsumu: Yeah, how’d ya know?

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Tanaka: I’LL KILL YOU ALIVE— oh wait crap I made myself sound stupid again

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Yaku: one more time Lev makes a height joke will rip off all of his hair and then shout ‘WIG SNATCHED’ really loud

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Tendou: I’ll bring you on a date night in Paris

Ushiwaka: what?

Tendou: what?

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Kyoutani: I have this urge to bite people. But not in a sexual way, just NOM

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tendou-satori-chocolatier · 1 year

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Yamaguchi: you know, terushima, you are the sun in my life

Terushima: why? Cause I'm smoking hot?

Yamaguchi: because it hurts my eyes to look at you

#dont worry guys i wasnt abt to ship teru with anyone😋 this is a terushima flaming zone😻#yamaguchi being a slay #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #yamaguchi tadashi #terushima yuuji

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le-panda-chocovore · 1 year

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Haikyuu Characters as things my friends said

CAPTAIN VERSION

Oikawa : I don't listen to women, I'm gay.

Sawamura : To normal people, it's normal.

Ushiwaka : This cat is a dog.

Kuroo : It's a dick in power.

Bokuto : It's burningly hot-

Terushima : Those who brags are those who can allowed themselves to do so.

Daishou : THIS is my ass.

Kita : You mean you have never built a kitchen ?

#haikyuu #conversations #HQ #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu captains #sawamura daichi #haikyuu terushima #kita shinsuke #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto kotaro #ushijima wakatoshi #daishou suguru #oikawa torū #personal quotes #friends quotes #one of them is from my brother #four are from my bestfriend

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haikyuuincorrecttrash · 1 year

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terushima: i love you, Yamaguchi.

yamaguchi: i love you too, Tsukki.

yamaguchi: sorry. wrong person. let me try again.

yamaguchi: i love you too, Tsukki.

yamaguchi: oops, i did it again.

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu incorrect quotes #yamaguchi tadashi #haikyuu terushima #tsukishima kei #tsukkiyama #tsukishima x yamaguchi

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otherworldlyranse · 2 months

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Terushima, handing Okudake wire cutters: Okudake! Here!

Okudake: Why are you giving me these?

Terushima: Well, I know I've already stolen your heart, but since I'm such a gentleman, I figured I'd give you the chance to pry it out of my grasp, not like you would want to though, beacuse you love me so much!

Okudake: ...your ring is stuck, isn't it?

Terushima: It literally won't come off.

#haikyuu #underrated haikyuu teams #johzenji #incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #okudake seiji #terushima yuuji

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sleepinghellokitty · 9 months

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Oikawa: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Kuroo: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Ushijima: I recorded the dumb stuff. Terushima: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Daichi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect quotes #hq kuroo #kuroo tetsuro #hq daichi #daichi sawamura #hq ushijima #ushijima wakatoshi #hq oikawa #oikawa tooru #hq terushima #terushima yuuji

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blueberrysunflowers · 2 years

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[ captain version ]

bokuto: akaaashi and i are the superior couple.

bokuto: if i run and leap at him, he will definitely catch me.

bokuto: will you man do that?

oikawa, daichi & kuroo: bet.

bokuto, oikawa, daichi & kuroo, running towards the court: INCOMING!!!

akaashi, barely managing to stay standing while he catches bokuto: bokuto-san, please be more careful.

iwaizumi, not raising his arms as oikawa clings onto him like an octopus: why are you the way you are, tooru.

suga, falling to the ground as he catches daichi: dai- what the fu-

kenma, stepping aside and letting kuroo crash: you’re going to break my PSP and my legs.

#yes i’m aware terushima and ushi aren’t in this dkjdkjdd #it was a stretch to even add daichi okay dkjdksjd #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect quotes #haikyuu!!#daichi sawamura #sugawara koushi #kuroo tetsurou #kenma kuzome #captain squad #life in the captains household #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #hajime iwaizumi #oikawa tooru #iwaoi #bokuaka

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kageymaspoiledmilk · 2 years

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Terushima: Dude- Daishou: No, no, hold up, rewind. Daishou: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

#terushima yūji #daishou suguru #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!!#Dude #daiteru

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calqlate · 2 years

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haikyuu as things my friends and i have said pt. 13

includes: kuroo, iwaizumi, sugawara, bokuto, terushima, kageyama, suna, atsumu

tw(s): coarse/foul/strong language used, sexual humour/jokes used

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[oikawa posts a thirst trap and asks his friends to hype him up in the comments]

kuroo: OMFGGGGG PLSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I CANNOTTTTT FK ME IN THE ASS PLS

iwaizumi: yes work it bestie

sugawara: hOTTER THAN THE WEATHER PLS

kuroo: STEP ON ME

bokuto: iF I WAS STRAIGHT THIS WOULD TURN ME GAY

terushima: daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

[in music class]

kageyama: *plays the wrong chord on the piano* FUCK

suna: the moment kita looks at me, my soul disappears

atsumu: bro you and me we are not the same

atsumu: you still have a soul before he stares at you while i don't LOL

suna: my soul consists of that blue mf from inside out and her only

atsumu: HAHAHAH SADNESS???

suna: 🤩🤩🤩

teacher: is this question difficult?

bokuto: everything is difficult

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anns-works · 2 years

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Terushima: Always strive to eat the stars.

Oikawa: Aren't they too hot?

Hinata: Blow on them first, idiot.

#personal shitpost #personal shitposts #fanfic shitpost #fanfic shitposting #shitposts #haikyuu terushima #haikyuu shitpost #haikyuu memes #haikyuu funny #haikyuu!!#incorrect haikyuu quotes #oikawa tooru #terushima yuuji #female shoyo hinata #female hinata shouyou #The New Generation

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queryghost · 28 days

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Haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said (part 2)

edit: part 1

Once again some of these have been edited slightly to make more sense in Haikyuu context.

warning: My friends and I say a lot of unhinged things which include a lot of swearing and like one sexual joke

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Tendou: Put whatever the fuck you want on pizza, just not in front of the Italians

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Daichi when someone falls asleep during study group: Can you please kick him and wake him up

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Tanaka: Noya what’s with the all caps bro

Nishinoya: I HAVE AN EXCUSE I GOT AN ANEURYSM TRYING TO DO MATH

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Hinata: (stepping onto the court and inhaling) Smell that volleyball scent

Kageyama: (frowning) Body odour?

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Bokuto: I remember I once read that male tits are one of the most useless body parts. But what will gay people bite on when they’re fucking?

Kuroo: The feet? Obviously they would bite on the feet

Kenma: What the actual Hell

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Sakusa: My lap is cold for some reason

Atsumu: Need someone to sit on it?

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Suna: just backwards shrimp

Osamu: that is NOT how you solve scoliosis

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Tendou: If crossing lights are shaped like people, why aren’t traffic lights shaped like cars?

Ushiwaka: (eyes going wide)

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Tanaka (talking about Zyrtec): IT DOESN’T WORK.

Saeko: THEN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE, RYUU. TAKE IT LIKE A SHOT (aggressive drinking movements)

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Terushima: I won’t find a shit husband, I’ll find a piss husband

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(texting)

hoshiumi: im amazing. I know everything

hirugami: are you god 😟😟😟

hoshiumi: no

hoshiumi: im a threat start running

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counsellor: has anyone here ever had a disagreement with their parents?

oikawa: I once had an argument with my dad over the existence of aliens

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tendou-satori-chocolatier · 2 years

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Hana: there is no Easter bunny. There is no tooth fairy. And there aRE NO HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA

Terushima: BUT THE AD SAID-

Hana: THE AD IS A LIE

#just in case you forgot hana is the team manager for jozhenji #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #terushima yuuji

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infinitelysumi · 2 years

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Terushima: a whole dumpasaurus

Hinata: how dare you talk about our precious manager like that!!

Terushima: *looking in the mirror* who said I was talking about her?

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hinata quotes #terushima quotes #hinata #terushima

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loveiwaizumis · 2 months

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terushima yuuji + academic achiever reader .. <3

first ever post help ,, saur new to this writing thing ! 😣 --- ( purely sfw . . ! ) : reader is female and an academic weapon - terushima yuuji who's been eyeing y/n since the start of the school year but never had the chance to talk to her because of how busy she was . . - terushima yuuji who finally had an excuse to meet her when they were paired together for a project, and oh boy was he excited when her eyes have finally met his - terushima yuuji who since then started to show up to class earlier, in proper uniform, and started listening more to the lessons in an effort to actually understand the topic - terushima yuuji who made an effort to actually incorporate his knowledge about the topic and fancy up his vocabulary to try to impress y/n, all while knowing she's one of the smartest in the grade and knew of his incorrect use of these "big" words - terushima yuuji who made an effort to know more about y/n, claiming that curiosity got the best of him all whilst ignoring the familiar bubbling feeling riling up inside him whenever he's around her - terushima yuuji who after finding out how the (h/c) girl often forgot to take care of herself, started buying her lunches and snatching her books off her hands during break to strike up conversation with her and ensure that she was getting all the nutrition her pretty little self needs - terushima yuuji who wrapped y/n's delicate frame in his letterman jacket and started finishing the project as she had fallen asleep during one of their little study sessions - terushima yuuji who after acing the project, had begged y/n to let him take her out, insisting that she deserved a treat for a good mark yet again - terushima yuuji who after a month of working with y/n, had finally confessed and formally asked to court her after taking her to a science museum and rearranging the giant periodic table of elements in such a manner to finally ask the big question . . <3 -- @loveiwaizumis 2024 do not repost, translate, or publish any of my works please !!

#haikyuu #terushima yuuji #haikyuu fluff #terushima yuuji x reader

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otherworldlyranse · 7 days

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Towada: I used to be so sore after I took my binder off before, but then I realized that you need to stretch after use and it was a life-changer.

Terushima: I hate stretching, honestly. Good thing I never take mine off.

Towada: ...that's...not good, Terushima.

#haikyuu #incorrect quotes #underrated haikyuu teams #ohgiminami #johzenji #terushima yuuji #towada yoshiki #transmasc towada #trans ftm terushima #transgender headcanon

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hentai-dreams-shop · 2 years

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HENTAI DREAMS SHOP

taurus. she/her. esfp. bisexual

—headcanons, scenarios, one shots, drabbles, incorrect quotes, imagines

I do fluff, angst and smut!

anime stories

headcanons, scenarios, one shots, drabbles, incorrect quotes are publishable in the blog. i accept requests. any ideas and kinks are welcome, as well as fluff, angst scenarios and relationship headcanons.

no pedophilia. i accept blood play, torture, dubcon, noncon, etc

some characters have restrictions

i have the right to refuse certain requests at my discretion

will do character x character if i agree with the ship

minors do not interact

all characters will be aged up accordingly in nsfw one shots!

no inappropriate or violent graphic images

will do yaoi, yuri, bisexuality, transgender sex, threesomes (and more)

will not have a regular posting schedule

—hunter x hunter, jujutsu kaisen, attack on titan, haikyuu, demon slayer, my hero academia, black butler, death note, kuroko’s basketball, spy x family, miraculous ladybug

HUNTER X HUNTER

gon, killua, kurapika, leorio, chrollo, hisoka, illumi, shizuku, machi, pakunoda, nobunaga, uvogin, feitan, shalnark, neon, ging

sfw only — gon, killua, shizuku, neon, ging

nsfw accepted for all other characters