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sarcasticsirius · 42 minutes ago
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Dorcas: i got the ghost of u stuck in my head and couldn't remember what it was called 😎
Marlene: the ghost of wha-
Dorcas: you
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sarcasticsirius · 47 minutes ago
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Marlene: *to lily* he is such a dick
Snape: if you're going to talk shit abt me do it to my face
Marlene: but then I would have to look at you
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cephalopod-rollers · an hour ago
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Mask: Moron
Aloha: Blocked
Mask: Wait Unblock Me I Need To Tell You Something
Aloha: Unblocked
Mask: Moron
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badassrayofsunshine · 2 hours ago
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Charlie: Wait! We don’t go TOWARDS the weird scary sound!
Y/N: Yes we do. We always do.
Charlie: I hate that about us.
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incorrectsya · 3 hours ago
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Corrin: I’m sorry I messed everything up
Corrin: I guess I’m not cut out for the high stakes world of having friends
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harwypottah · 5 hours ago
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Ron: what happened?
Harry: draco was bored so i gave him a piece of paper and he asked me what for and i shrugged and told him to write useless stuff on it
Ron: okay and?
Harry: he wrote my name on it and gave it back to me
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wired-heartbeats · 5 hours ago
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Me: This is a bad idea
Bill: that’s never stopped either of us before and you know it
Me: Yeah but Wendy’s gonna get pissed if we call her at 2 in the morning again to legally get us out of holding again
Me: Let’s push it back a few hours so we can aim to wake her up at at least like 5 cause she wakes up at like 6 anyways
Bill: What I’m hearing is we’re still doing it >.)
Bill: And who cares about us being ‘human legal’ you’ve literally broken us out before and I can just-
Me: I AM NOT LETTING YOU MULTIVERSEJUMP US OUT OF HOLDING AGAIN CIPHER WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS
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yes-i-like-pjo · 8 hours ago
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Annabeth: Percy texted me yesterday and said "your adorable" and I replied with "no YOU'RE adorable"
Grover: And?
Annabeth: He proposed this morning. Our wedding is in a month. All I did is correct him but I love him so I'm not gonna say anything.
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hqdolls · 9 hours ago
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Ukai asking for advice
Ukai: Kids, how can I say nicely to someone, that he is fired? Kageyama: You’re fired. Daichi: You’re unable to work here again. Nishinoya: You’re jobn’t. Tsukishima: You’re promoted to a customer. Ukai: Why did I even ask?
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