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#incorrect the clone wars quotes
bbygirl-obi · 7 months
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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incorrectswquotes · 11 months
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Rex: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Anakin: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Obi-Wan isn’t
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mamuzzy · 8 months
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Cody: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Fox: What club? Wolffe: The hating Fox club. Fox: …The kriff? I should be the leader of that club!
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Ahsoka: Will Obi-Wan approve of this?
Anakin: Of course! Don’t you trust me?
Ahsoka: No.
Anakin: Good, you’re catching on
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Anakin: Hey, Obi-Wan! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Obi-Wan: To get to the other side?
Anakin: You were supposed to say "No Idea, why?"!
Obi-Wan: *Sigh* Fine. Why?
Anakin: To get to the idiots house.
Obi-Wan: Ok...
Anakin: Knock, knock.
Obi-Wan: No.
Anakin: Master, please!
Obi-Wan: Fine! Who's there?!
Anakin: The chicken.
Obi-Wan:
Anakin
Obi-Wan:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: Listen here you little sh-
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clones as vines
kix: roses are red kix: violets are blue kix: talk shit again i’ll hit you with a shoe
fives: what’d you say? rex: i said ‘whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe’
tup, dropping something: dammit. sorry rex: dude stop apologizing so much tup: okay sorry. fUck sorry. SHIT i’m sorry. motherFU-
cody: two shots of vodka also cody: *insistently pours more than two shots*
hardcase: i really wish i had tiny hands kix: your wish is my command hardcase, now with tiny hands: so when is it gonna happe- oh my godddd
gregor, singing: WELL IM NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHYM
rex, praying: please Force just let me have one good day the Force: oh my god you again? just give it a rest buddy
kix: this bitch just called me ugly i said ‘bitch where’ kix: she said under all that makeup kix, rubbing a hand across his face: i said ‘bitch WHERE’
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How Clone Trooper Fireball got his name
Canon: idk he probably blew something up
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Fanon: First shore leave, he drank too much Fireball and vomited all over his CO. Now whenever his battalion visits 79's and Pitbull's song plays, everyone pauses and points at him whenever Mr. 305 intones "FIREBALL!"
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highgroundhobbit · 2 years
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Maul: I will be your death!
Obi-Wan: Sorry my dear... take a number and line up.
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Mace: It’s one diplomatic escort mission, what are you worried about?
Obi Wan: Anakin’s improvised plan
Mace: How is that possible
Obi Wan: We’ll find out soon enough.
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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obligatorytropeinsert · 8 months
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Luke Skywalker: What was it the Jedi said that got everybody so upset?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Be kind to each other
Han Solo: Oh yeah that'll do it
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bbygirl-obi · 10 months
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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incorrectswquotes · 11 months
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Obi-Wan: Count Dooku
Dooku: Master Kenobi
Anakin: Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan: That's your own name
Anakin: It was the only one left !
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tattycoram · 10 days
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Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes
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Anakin: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Ahsoka: Having fun at your expense? Yeah. Really a lot.
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techfan450 · 3 months
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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