Claudia: | don't want to fight you!
Callum: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
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Janai: Back when me and Amaya were courting, I remember sending her a letter that started off with “I hope this letter finds you well” and this woman responded with “This letter finds me hungover” and i decided there and then I was gonna marry her.
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Callum: Hey guys, what did you do today?
Rayla: Ezran fit 15 oreos in his mouth.
Callum: 15??
Ezran, mouth full of oreos: *nods proudly*
Callum: Your personal best!
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Callum: Why is Janai crying in the bathroom?
Kazi: She's drunk.
Callum: And?
Kazi: She heard Amaya was married.
Callum: She's Amaya's wife?
Kazi, sighing: I know.
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Soren: This week it's disabled people next week it's people who are BLT
Claudia: That's a sandwich.
Soren: Oh what is it I mean?
Viren: You mean LGBT?
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Aemond returning home after killing luceyrs and starting a civil war: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated. Alicent: What the hell did you do?
Aemond:ikilledluke
Alicent: .... what?
Aemond: vhagerateluke
Otto: ....
Alicent:
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Y/N: *accidentally brushes Aemond's hand with her own*
Aemond:
Aemond: *aggressively holds Y/N's hand*
Aemond, under his breath to Y/N: Fucking commit to it.
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Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Aemond: Mine just says "Aemond no."
Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Aemond: my uncle is a challenge I welcome. if he dares face me.
lucerys: *haunting him in the afterlife* ARE YOU INSANE! THIS MAN KILLED HIS OWN WIFE FOR NOT BEING MARRIED TO MY MOM! KILLED SOMEONE WHO INSULTED ME AND MY MOM! WHAT CHALLENGE! "IF HE DARES FACE ME!" HE IS GOING TO KILL YOU BC YOU KILLED HIS FAVORITE STEP SON! ARE YOU MAD!
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Aegon, whispering to Jacaerys: you gotta know where to stick it in of course
Y/n, overhearing and whispering to Aegon: you don’t know where to stick it in
Aegon, sighing: that’s because you’re the one that sticks it in.
Jacaerys, almost choking on his wine: WHAT AM I HEARING RIGHT NOW-
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Opeli: High Mage, we arrested the assassin behind King Harrows death. We found him wandering around the castle eating jelly tarts.
Callum: Release my father-in-law.
Opeli:
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Ezran: I don't think l've ever run so much in my entire life.
Callum: Me either. Terror seems to be a fantastic motivator.
Rayla: Yeah, who knew.
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Kim’dael 🤝Amaya
“Being special ‘prisoners’ of fire elf queens”
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Rayla: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together
Callum, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Janai: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Amaya: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing!
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[ incorrect quotes; daemon targaryen feat. caraxes ]
daemon: *sings to vermithor*
caraxes *after seeing daemon the next day*:
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