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#incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes
incorrect-web-novels · 11 months
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Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!
Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 10 months
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Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Lan Wangji: Do not do that.
Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!
Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?
Lan Xichen: Wangji's single
Lan Wangji:
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alien-boy-ollie · 4 months
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*Wei Wuxian talking to Wen Qing as therapy*
Wei Wuxian: "I just think...there has to be something wrong with me.." Wen Qing: "Oh wow, you finally noticed." *Sarcastically claps*
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weiwxnlvr · 6 months
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jin ling: what does it mean to be homophobic?
wei wuxian: it’s when you hate gay people
jin ling: are you gay?
wei wuxian: um..yes…?
jin ling: then i’m homophobic
wei wuxian: ….
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Modern Day Yunmeng Bros:
Jiang Cheng, texting Wei Wuxian: Are you alive or are you the body they found on a trail in Gusu
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mdzsincorrectquotes · 2 years
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Wen Ning: Young Master Wei said instead of being sad I should “go get it, girl”. So I am going to go get it girl.
Wen Qing: Get what?
Wen Ning: I don’t know. I will get everything just to be safe.
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I feel like the difference between HuaLian and WangXian is like that one post talking about the difference between how owners of cats and dogs talk about their pets.
Hua Cheng, about Xie Lian: Gege is the love of my life and I would never let anything bad happen to him. I waited 800 years to finally be with him after I fell in love with him and I'm never letting him go again.
Xie Lian: :D
Lan Wangji, about Wei Wuxian: Wei Ying is a bastard, a troublemaker, and a horrendous flirt. I love him.
Wei Wuxian: :D
I love them both so much.
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inhumanescreeching · 3 years
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Wei Wuxian: I can't do this anymore, Lan Zhan. I think we should get a divorce
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, it's not what it looks like-
Wei Wuxian: Oh really? Well it looks like you cheated. I can't forgive that, Lan Zhan. You cheater!
Lan Wangji: I'm sorry, Wei Ying, but I had no choice. This is simply how the real world works
Jiang Cheng, whispering: Should I take the monopoly board away or
Nie Huaisang, eating popcorn: No, don't! I wanna see who gets custody over A-Yuan
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zinklair · 2 years
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We Wuxian enters the room covered in dirt with a shovel in hand
JC: Wei Wuxian?! What are you doing walking around like that?!
WWX: Heh, ofcourse i'd look messy. I just planted a rare pumpkin and high quality radish at the backyard.
JC: What pumpkin?! What radish?? We only have lotus seeds!
WWX: ...
[Meanwhile]
Jin Ling struggling to come out: YOU OLD MAN!! I'LL LET FAIRY BITE YOU WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!! UNCLE JIANGGGG!!! WHIP THAT STUPID GUY WITH YOUR ZIDIAN!!
LSZ lying in dirt: ...
LJY watering Sizhui: Do you get deja vu, huh?
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incorrectwuji · 4 years
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lan wangji: do you ever think before you speak?
wei wuxian: yes, i think "haha, that's funny", and then i say it
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dragonterra88 · 4 years
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Wei Wuxian: I can't believe we're stuck in this forest together
Lan Wangji: [burning the map] truly unfortunate
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Lan Xichen: Wangji, I love and support you.
Lan Xichen: But you're unwell about this man.
(Source)
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mxtx-incorrect-quotes · 8 months
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Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*

Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*
Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?
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xiansnuts · 2 years
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Jiang Cheng: affection is dumb and gross, drown me in it
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Lan Wangji: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said, “Get out of my school.”
Wei Wuxian: THAT WAS YOU?!
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