lan wangji: [sneezes]
wei wuxian: love you
lan wangji: did you mean…bless you?
wei wuxian: i said what i said
wei wuxian: [trips and lands on lan zhan] oh, i’m so sorry
lan wangji: no, it’s okay
wei wuxian: [snuggling into lan zhan’s chest] i’m sooo clumsy
The worst part of MDZS is that Wei Wuxian doesn’t remember being dead. Imagine the humour of him forgetting he’s alive and walking head-first into a wall, reinforcing the “crazy Mo Xuanyu” theory. /j
lan wangji: do you ever think before you speak?
wei wuxian: yes, i think “haha, that’s funny”, and then i say it
[wangxian glaring at each other]
lan sizhui: are they fighting again?
wei wuxian, yelling: YOUR EYES BRING ME BACK TO EARTH AND MAKE ME REALIZE THAT LIFE WITHOUT YOU IS MEANINGLESS!
lan wangji, also yelling: WELL, YOUR SMILE IS ALL IT TAKES FOR ME TO WANT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND FOR YOU!