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#incorrect the last hours
marvel-lous-guy · 11 months
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Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?
Tony: yeah
Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?
Tony: In a heart-beat
Peter: okay, awesome!
Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?
Peter: No
Tony: Where's this coming from then?
Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-
Tony: absolutely fucking not.
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Tomura: Fuck off, old man.
All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?
Tomura: The last number.
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allthestories · 1 year
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Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  
Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay
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fireflaked · 10 months
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redeemed but morally questionable azula my beloved. (based on this post)
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kakushigotofanclub · 2 months
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Giyuu in TTHT: I can't participate in the Hashira Training. It interferes with my daily Silently Sitting Alone in the Dark Time.
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*post chunin exams*
kakashi: sooo what did you guys think of gai?
naruto: he’s got cool eyebrows!
kakashi: yes!! A+ for naruto!!
naruto: oh my god my first ever A
sasuke: since when do we get grades
kakashi: since now. now what did you think of gai? and remember i am NOT afraid to give out F’s
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howwnowbrowncoww · 1 year
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This one goes out to all the Akechi fans; may you all develop better tastes in men one day🙏
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dayque · 3 months
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catnek-posts · 1 month
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Matthew: What would you do if I bought five kittens home in a box?
James:
James: What's in the box
James: Matthew, what's in the box
Matthew: I think you know
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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months
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Tony: we're out of coffee
Peter: we hid it, its been 2 days since you got any rest. You need to sleep.
Tony: 3 days actually
Tony: why did I just volunteer that information?
Peter: Because you need to go to sleeeeeep
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kaitcreates · 10 months
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Cordelia: I can’t believe everything went according to plan!
Matthew: I wasn’t even aware we had a plan.
Alastair: That’s probably why it worked.
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allthestories · 1 year
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Okay but like Tom and Kit seeing the awkwardness after James and Math came back from Paris and just being like 
*sigh* okay I’ll take one you take the other 
will never not be hilarious to me 
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caylenqueen · 5 months
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Thomas: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
James: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Thomas: How so?
James: It makes holes.
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heronchildlove · 9 months
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James: Matthew, I need a favour.
Matthew: I am not giving you a lap dance again.
Christopher: A lap dance?
Thomas: AGAIN????
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thedeviltavern · 6 months
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Alastair: Are we fighting or flirting? Thomas: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Alastair: Your point?
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emry-stars-art · 6 months
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I just read through all of the mer au and royal au master posts and I just have to say that they're so creative and I love the way you write and draw them. They're both such good aus.
Do you have any more with Andrew and Kevin taking care of Neil when he's just barely back from evermore? I don't care that it's not realistic that he's temporarily blind, I think it's such an interesting way to explore Kevin and Andrew taking care of Neil
(First of all thank you SO much you’re so kind, I also love exploring the dynamic of these three - if you couldn’t tell by the sheer volume of writing here - because ahhhh)
So I held onto this specifically for now; we are halfway through whumptober yayyyyyy 🥲
I bring you a small barrage of help and comfort for the boy!!
Abram’s immediate return to Palmetto
Responsibility II - Abram’s hair
Andrew catching Abram after a nightmare
Abram beginning his recovery in Day’s care
Andrew beginning to help with Abram’s physical therapy
Find more royal au scenes here 💕
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