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chidoroki · 1 year
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hail-ey-m · 11 months
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!!TW: None!!
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Ray: Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Y/n: Sentences.
Ray: Don't interrupt me.
Y/n: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Ray: Killed without hesitation.
Y/n: No.
Ray: So what do you do?
Y/n: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Ray: Wow, impressive.
Y/n: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Y/n: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Ray: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Y/n: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Y/n: What did you do?
Ray: Nobody died.
Y/n: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Y/n: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Ray: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Ray, talking to Y/n on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Y/n: You bet!
Ray: At what temperature?
Y/n: 535.
Ray: That's the clock.
Y/n:
Ray:
Y/n: 536.
Y/n: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Ray: Oh, I’m always running
Ray: The question is from what
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naehja · 9 months
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Emma: You often use some dark humor to deflect your trauma.
Ray: Thank you
Emma: I didn't say that was a good thing :/
Ray: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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chishiyas-wig · 6 months
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Norman: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? 
Emma: Exercise more! 
Ray: Set yourself on fire. 
Gilda: There are two kinds of people.
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silentstudiosyt · 1 year
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Emma: Hey Ray
Ray: What?
Emma: You know how you told me to pick up my medication from the pharmacy?
Ray: Yes?
Emma: They're out of my ADHD medication for the next 5 days
Ray: Shit
Emma: It's going to be a fun week
Ray walking away: I'm going to my mom's
Emma: Through sickness and health mother fucker!
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multifandomgirl2008 · 3 months
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Don: Who the fuck- Ray: Language! Don: Whom the fuck- Ray: No.
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tarnia2 · 8 months
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Emma, getting to know her family again: "So, how old are you?".
Ray: "Give me a second... If I was twelve in Grace Field, then two years in the shelter, then... Fifteen".
Emma: "Did you really calculate your age?".
Ray: "Well, I never thought I'd make it this far".
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viratsumiiii · 1 year
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Norman: Don, what did you just say?!
Norman: Ray, hold my pen.
Ray: I got you baby, go beat his ass.
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rorynni · 1 month
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Emma: Me and Norman are gonna go get lunch, wanna come?
Ray: It’s ‘Norman and I’.
Emma: What?
Ray: It’s not ‘Me and Norman’, it’s ‘Norman and I’. Try using proper grammar next time.
Emma: Yeah actually it is Norman and I because you’re not coming.
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shobi-enzo · 2 years
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isabella: * breathes* y/n: gorgeous, pretty, very attractive, stunning, super cute, absolutely fantastic, lovely, adorable, mesmerizing, charming, elegant, graceful, enchanting, dainty, glamorous, exquisite, appealing, striking, fair, outstanding, magnificent, wonderful as always, jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of socket, heart beats out of chest, slams fist on the table, whistles loudly, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, beautiful, amazing , spectacular , show stopping, wonderful, awesome, talented , magnificent , incredible, totally unique never been done before, jaw dropping , majestic, splendid, heavenly, gorgeous, stunning, fabulous, perfect , brilliant, excellent, extraordinary, phenomenal, breathtaking and so much more.
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chidoroki · 1 year
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Emma: We have good news and bad news.
Yuugo: Bad news first.
Emma: The fire we started in the kitchen is out of control.
Yuugo: THE WHAT?!
Ray, holding a perfectly toasted pop tart: Wow, so you don't even care about the good news.
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amora-ledezma · 2 years
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*GASPS IN OFFENDED OVERACHIEVING STUDENT*
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naehja · 7 months
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Emma: Ray, Tell the kids about the birds and the bees. Ray, drinking coffee: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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chishiyas-wig · 7 months
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Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread 
Ray: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 
Norman: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. 
Emma: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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silentstudiosyt · 2 years
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Thoma and/or Lannion: If you guys got arrested what would be the charges?
Gilda: Theft
Emma: Disturbance of the peace
Don: Aggravated Assault
Ray: Arson
Norman: All of the above. In order, probably
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