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#incorrect the simpsons quotes
autumnwander · 1 year
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Fat Tony: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent-teacher conference.
Fat Tony: Anyways, you said Michael is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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queerryan · 1 month
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*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*
Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?
Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...
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...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.
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incorrectbatfam · 8 months
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Jason: I think I got your lunch.
Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*
Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.
Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*
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ijustgotherebro · 3 months
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Alastor: lucifer my old archenemy
Vox: i thought i was your archenemy
Alastor: i have a life outside of you vox
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military-newsboys · 2 months
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Ice, to Bradley: And if you see your Dad, give him this message
Ice: [makes a neutral face]
Ice: He’ll know what it means
[later]
Rooster: Oh, and Uncle Tom said to give you a message
Rooster: [makes a neutral face]
Mav: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure
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Cyclone:...Lieutenant, I'm looking at this form you filled out... Rooster: Yes, sir? Cyclone: And under "Talents and Attributes" you wrote "My Taste in Men". Rooster: Yes, sir. Cyclone:...Why? Rooster:...I lost a bet to Hangman, sir. Hangman(out in the hall): YEAH YA DID Cyclone:...Well, the funny thing is, that we have this same form written up by by Admiral Kazansky back in 1987, and it says the same thing. Maverick(out in the hall): YEAH IT DOES Cyclone:......They're high-fiving out there, aren't they? Rooster: They're totally high-fiving, sir.
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iaminsideyourwalls · 10 months
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Redraw of a simpsons scene
Soldier's the type of guy to get his arms stuck in two vending machines. Raccoon type behavior.
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Bruce: We can’t lose Y/N, she’s the heart and soul of this family!
Tim: Hey! What am I?
Bruce: You’re the spleen. We don’t know what it is and we don’t care
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thehungergamesmemes · 2 months
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Katniss: I think Haymitch mixed up our lunches. Look.
Katniss: *Holds up a note that says “I love you so much”*
Peeta: Oh, that explains this
Peeta: *Holds up a note that says “Please behave, for the love of God, behave”*
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angelofthenight · 1 year
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Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.
Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.
You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-
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outalongtheedges · 7 months
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Cyclone: You know you came in late today, right?
Mav: I can go home if that’s a problem.
Cyclone: Maverick!
Mav (already running): I’ve got a four star admiral at home that I’d rather be with!
Cyclone: Maverick come back here!!!
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autumnwander · 1 year
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Legs: Louie, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Louie: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
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[During the first briefing]
Maverick: Any questions?
Hangman: *raises his hand*
Maverick: Yes. The guy Bradley has a crush on.
Dagger Squad: *blinks*
Hangman: *blushes hard*
Rooster: *stares at Maverick in disbelief*
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Selina: Bruce, is this the way you pictured married life?
Bruce: Yes, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
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incorectquoteswlw · 17 days
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Kate: We need to know what Yelena wants, I'll go and make contact
Clint: Really? She is dangerous Kate, there's no telling what she wants from this... Besides, didn't she call it a "date"?
Kate: (nodding sagely) I know, I know
Clint: What if she wants to hold hands?
Kate: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice
Clint: What if she wants a kiss?
Kate: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice
Clint: What if she-
Kate: You don't want to know how far I'll go
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military-newsboys · 1 month
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Ice: Come on, I want to show you something.
*Turns and walks away*
Mav: Nice.
Ice: That’s not it, but thank you.
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