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#incorrect the vampire diaries quotes
j-nightingalesb1tch · 6 months
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incorrect tvd quotes
elena: "remember earlier when i said you should open up to me and be real?"
stefan: "well..."
elena: "you could've started by telling me you have a secret brother!"
stefan: "former brother."
elena: "that's not how dna works!"
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Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Damon: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months
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Damon: Where are you two going?
Stefan: To get ice cream
Y/n: Or commit a felony
Stefan and Y/n: We'll decide on the way
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ladymarvel27 · 9 months
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Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!
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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."
Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."
- Earlier that Day -
Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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morgane-art · 1 month
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Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Hope keeps drumming her pen…
Y/N: Hope
Hope picks up the tempo…
Y/N: Hope!
Hope: oh I’m sorry does that bother you?
Y/N: well how would feel if I banged you on the table like that?
Hope: I was hoping you’d ask!
Y/N: wait what?
Hope grabs Y/N and pushes them down onto the table…
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Dick: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
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satrryeys4eva · 1 year
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Y/N: Don’t kill me, I have a boyfriend.
Bandit: You think I care about that?
Y/N: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.
Bandit: Wha-
Damon, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Kai: *raises hand*
Katherine: *raises hand*
Klaus: *raises hand*
Elena: *raises hand*
Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?
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athenasalvatore1922 · 9 months
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Damon: Y/n is extremely dangerous
Elena: Damon that's your daughter:
Damon: I know
Caroline: What makes her dangerous?
Damon: She can drive anyone insane with a single conversation
Klaus: She really can, it makes you question everything you've ever thought of or done in your life
[Y/n laughing in the distance]
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ladymarvel27 · 8 months
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Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …
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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"
Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."
Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"
Klaus: "She knows things."
Y/N: "Like what?"
Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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morgane-art · 1 month
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Elijah : Y/n, what is this ?
Y/n : It's my to-do list.
Elijah : Oh, That's great. I'm so glad you're starting to be-
Elijah : ...
Elijah : This just says 'Klaus'.
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rosedforbes · 5 months
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Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?
Kol: well, duh.
Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Caroline:
Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Freya: I can help you with it!
Elijah: Yeah, sure.
Klaus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Kol: lol nope.
Rebekah: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Finn: *Read 5:55pm*
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