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[sam-moose]

y/n: is stabbing someone immoral?

Daryl: not if they consent to it.

Negan: depends on who you're stabbing.

Rick:

Rick: YES?!??

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[raiisakitsune]

Negan: i got you all here today to the sanctuary because i crave the deadliest game.

Carl, nodding: knife monopoly.

Negan: i was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I’m pretty interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

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[faradaysconstant]

Carl: when have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Rick: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

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[peepeepantscityhere]

twd characters x text posts: part 2

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[sunflosposts]

Negan: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.

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[kimjun]

girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters

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[arrowenchantress]

Daryl: *Is carrying bags of stuff they just found*

Y/n: *Holds out hand to help*

Daryl: *Aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Y/ns hand*

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[celtic-crossbow]

Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.

Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?

Daryl: …

Daryl: Tha’ didn’ come out righ’.

Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?

Daryl: Yers.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?

Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people

Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-

Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window

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[sam-moose]

Daryl, teaching y/n how to drive: okay, yer drivin' and Maggie and Negan walk out into the road.

Daryl: quick, what do ya hit?

y/n: oh, definitely Negan. I could never hurt Maggs!

Daryl, rubbing his forehead with a sigh: the brakes. ya hit the brakes.

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[raiisakitsune]

Daryl: it’s so cute when Connie

Carol: ....

Daryl: ....

Carol: when Connie ..?

Daryl: yeah.

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[faradaysconstant]

Carl: my biggest talent is being stress.

Glenn: don’t you mean stressed?

Carl: no.

Rick, emotionally, mentally, and physically exhausted: no he does not.

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[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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[daddygrimes]

carl: why are you holding hands?

y/n: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

carl: oh, i though you were dating or something.

daryl: we are.

y/n: we’re also really fucking stressed.

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[twdxtrevor]

Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm

Daryl: why would i love a worm

. . .

Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*

Rick: what's wrong y/n

Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me

Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM

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[hannibals-favourite-meal]

*The group is getting into the car*

Rick: I’m driving.

Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!

Glenn, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Y/N: WOAH-

Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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