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Joan: I broke into the queen’s liquor cabinet this one time—— I was going through some stuff. I drank this really spicy, cinnamon drink- I can’t remember what the name was. Something stupid, like Earthquake. Anyway, there were these really good sugar crystals at the bottom and I wanted to get them, so I had the bright idea to smash the bottle onto the counter!

Joan: Apparently “sugar crystals” look a lot like glass

Joan: Your cousin found me on the floor, drunk out of my mind. Blood pouring out of my mouth.

Kitty: You

Kitty: ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᵗᵉ ᵍˡᵃˢˢ﹖

Joan: I ate glass, yup

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