#incorrect the witcher quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: ARE YOU-

Geralt: Fucking.

Y/N: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Geralt: Fucking.

Y/N: IDIOT!

Jaskier: …What was that?

Geralt: I banned Y/N from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

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[missloubanner]

Oh, Geralt ....

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[heytheredeann]

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[incorrectwitchergang]

Geralt: Go on, Jaskier. How the hell are you going to explain this one?

Jaskier: I’m going to have to say verbally… because judging by your tone…. You are not in the mood for the dance I’ve prepared..

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[yourloverfromthepast]

Jaskier: Truth or dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Jaskier: Do you like Geralt?

Y/n: Ok, dare.

Jaskier: I dare you to tell me whether you like Geralt or not.

Y/n: Well-

Jaskier: And no. Not a random Geralt. The one.

The white wolf.

Geralt of Rivia.

The shirtless and covered in blood man who just entered.

Y/n: HE'S HERE?! WHERE? *turns around to see no one* FUCK, NO-

Jaskier, slapping his hand on the table: HAH, I WAS RIGHT!

Y/n: NO, YOU MOTHERFU-

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[the-mumbo]

Yennefer: what are you two doing?

Ciri and Jaskier: (balancing a large bucket over Geralts door) nothing

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[geasthewritingrat]

Vesemir: how are you still alive??

Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel, in unison: me?

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[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Incorrect Modern The Witcher Quote

Jaskier to Ciri: Surely you can't be serious.

Ciri: I am serious, and don't call me-wait a minute!

Jaskier, who's also seen Airplane!: Yes...?

Ciri: I'm Ciri. *With extra stress* Surely.

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[the-carlos-cow-eyes]

Jaskier: “My wife's a bitch and I love her”

Jaskier: “She's a scary, deadly, five-foot-four bitch and she's the best”

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

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[super-marvel-dc]

Geralt: You're a lying piece of shit!

Dean: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Geralt: I'm leaving and I'm taking Y/N with me!

Stephen, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Y/N, being tugged by both Dean and Geralt: I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE! STEPHEN, HELP!

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[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)

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[heytheredeann]

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[incorrectwitchergang]

Jaskier: Ciri has said “shit” twice in the past ten minutes. Where did she even learn that??

Geralt: not from me. I say fuck.

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[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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[fanby-fckry]

*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

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