#incorrect tian guan ci fu quotes

[mxtxlife]

Shi Wudu, after watching Twilight: You're as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your skin... I know what you are.

Pei Ming: Say it. Say IT.

Shi Wudu, whispering: Iron deficient

Ling Wen: Why are you both so embarrassing

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Lang Ying: Is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? Is it getting you off, king?

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[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

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[sugar-bi-scuit]

*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng : i hate seeing you like this

mu qing : like what?

hua cheng : in person

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[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*

Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!

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[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

TGCF Quote #2

Hua Cheng: Who hurt you? Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.

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[stormhordy]

hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

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[3kidsinacoat]

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[crazydaymycrazyway]

Xie Lian: Your smile? Makes my day

Hua Cheng: Your happiness? I love for that

Fengqing: A room? Fucking get one

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[daintyzumin]

[Hualian cooking]

Hua cheng: Are you sure you’re alright?

Xie lian, crying: yeah, I-it’s just these onions..

Hua cheng:

Xie lian:

Hua cheng: those are potatoes, gege

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[airabuuu]

Xie Lian : San Lang, I'm sad.

Hua Cheng : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay gege.

Shi Qingxuan: He-Xiong , I'm sad.

He Xuan , nodding: mood.

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[shi-qingxuans-child]

All the heavenly officials when Xie Lian gets hurt: fuck fuck fuckity fuck Meanwhile, Hua Cheng in a corner about to go fucking ballistic…

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[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Pei Ming: *finds a note* Hmm, what’s this? 
Xie Lian: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* 
Pei Ming: Hoho, it's a love note from Crimson Rain? 
Xie Lian: No- 
Pei Ming: *opens it* 
Pei Ming: 
Xie Lian: 
Pei Ming: I can't read this.

Xie Lian, sighs: I know.

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[sugar-bi-scuit]

Xianle trio: *screaming*

Hua Cheng: What's wrong, gege?!

Feng Xin: Why are you only asking him when Mu Qing and I are also here?

Hua Cheng: Because gege wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two idiots scream whenever you get the chance.

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[yumemiruuuu]

Feng Xin: Hua Cheng is not normal

Mu Qing: Hua Cheng is not normal

Ling Wen: Hua Cheng is not normal

Literally everyone: Hua Cheng is not normal

Hua Cheng: meow

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