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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...

Will at night:

Will: fuck

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[caterpillarinacave]

Charlotte: When I was your age-

Will: When I was your height.

Charlotte:

Will:

Will: I am so, so, sorry.

#it was a good comeback. now the real question is it worth the hell he is about to endure #run will. run. #tlh #shitpost #tid #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #incorrect TID quotes #will herondale #Charlotte Fairchild #Charlotte branwell

[caylenqueen]

Will: Tessa and I are no longer dating.

Tessa: Will, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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[jemsbitch]

Friendly fucking reminder that Jem loved Tessa so much all the silent brothers in the world are in love with her too.

#and the two names always on their minds #hundred percent canon that the silent brothers had never felt joy like they did when Jem finally leaves #bet they still lowkye care about Jem and Tessa because a century of just thinking about them?! how can the silent brothers not care for them #jem carstairs #brother zachariah #james carstairs #ke jian ming #shadowhunters #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #the infernal devices #incorrect tid quotes #tid #will herondale #tessa gray #ghosts of the shadow market #gotsm #william herondale #jem x tessa #tessa x jem #herongraystairs #heronstairs #tessa x will #jem x will #will x jem #will x tessa #tessa carstairs #tessa herongraystairs

[cityofdownwardspirals]

Tessa: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.

Will: There are no books in prison.

Tessa: *sigh* Thank you.

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[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

Gideon: I asked Sophie out.

Gabriel: I'm sorry.

Gideon: Why?

Gabriel: Well I assumed she said no.

Gideon: What. No. She said yes.

Gabriel: Really? Wow damn, then I'm sorry for her.

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[a-world-trapped-in-a-person]

Anna Lightwood has become my role model. Dress fabulous in men's clothes. Don't give a fuck. Love that one girl in silence and be gay af.

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[aruthlessblackthorn]

Tatiana: you saved me, Will! I owe you my life

Will: no thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed

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[themortaltextposts]

The Infernal Devices textpost

Gabriel: "You really are campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?"

Will: "As defending champion, are you nervous?"

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[kaitcreates]

Gabriel: Idiot.

Will: That fact is well established and adds nothing to the conversation.

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Will: Make a man a fire, he's warm for a day.

Will: Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Jem:

Tessa: No...

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[caterpillarinacave]

Tessa: What. The. Fuck. Will.

Will: Oh, come on releasing birds at weddings is romantic!

Tessa: You released ostriches.

Will:

Tessa: Ostriches, Will. Ostriches.

#To be clear this was not their wedding #This was likely the wedding of a clave member #Incorrect tid quotes #Incorrect tlh quotes #Incorrect TSC quotes #tlh #tsc #tid #wessa #will herondale #Tessa gray

[caylenqueen]

Tessa: So, Will is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Jem: Why?

Tessa: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Will, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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[jemsbitch]

What if Kit cannot look directly at Tessa’s eyes because they are the exact same shade as Ty’s?

#idk I’ve heard of the theory that what if Ty inherited tessa s eyes so does that mean every time kit look at those eyes he thinks of ty? #every once in a blue moon some tsc thoughts appear and I’m like damn I’ll never be over it huh #twp WHEN #shadowhunters #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc #tsc incorrect quotes #incorrect tsc quotes #the infernal devices #incorrect tid quotes #tid #tessa gray #james carstairs #tid incorrect quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #the mortal instruments #the dark artifices #tda #tda incorrect quotes #tda gang #kit herondale #kit herondale x ty blackthorn #ty blackthorn #ty x kit #kit x ty #the wicked powers #incorrect tda quotes #twp #christopher herondale #tiberius blackthorn

[lesbocrocker]

Will: I like girls, so I must be straight. But I also like boys, so I must be gay.

Magnus, a bisexual: What I’m about to say will blow your mind.

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[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Jem to Will: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.

#The Infernal Devices #TID #Jem Carstairs #Will Herondale #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Farscape