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batfamgalore · 7 months
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*They are making a fake hostage video to lure a villain*
Dick: Okay, one more take. Please stop saying, “don’t forget to like and subscribe.”
Kori: Sure, but how are we gonna get followers on this thing then?
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yandereteentitans · 2 years
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Garfield: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Y/n: Wow. They sound stupid. Garfield: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Y/n: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Garfield: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/n, I love you. Y/n: See! Just say that! Garfield: Holy fucking shit. Y/n: If that flies over their head then, sorry Garfield, but they're too dumb for you. Garfield: Y/n.
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pixelgirlsworld · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes #2 (Copycat)
Jason: *crying*
(Y/N): “Jason, what’s wrong?”
Jason: “D-Dick, h-he’s changing his suit colors to red, he’s copying me!” *continues sobbing*
(Y/N): “omfg.”
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arguablysomaya · 2 years
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Donna (calling Dick, Jason, and Roy over): Come have a drink with us!
Jason (sniffing the glass Donna handed to him): Do you have any whiskey?
Karen (laughing): Whiskey? What’re you, 40? The only person I know that likes whiskey is my father
Jason: It’s the only alcohol I can tolerate. Wine makes me cry and over share my trauma, vodka makes me wild and deranged, beer makes me want to break something, and tequila makes me horny.
Everyone (stares at him in astonishment)
Jason: So what do you guys prefer?
Roy (muttering): I think tequila would be great-
Dick (scowling): He’ll have a juice. Preferably apple.
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lucysmacleans · 1 year
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tim: kombeast?
gar: gross!
tim: garsuper?
conner: tim shut the fuck up!
rachel: agreed!
tim: no wait what about…kongar?
gar: i’m going to bed!
conner: i’m going to his BED!
rachel: i’m planning how to hide a body!
tim: alright, i’m done! oh Garkon! *runs from rachel*
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Gar: We’re having fun, aren’t we Dick?
Dick: I’ve never been more stressed in my life.
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meloncut · 2 years
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*Rachel and Gar laughing at a table*
Kory: They're cute together.
Dick: They certainly are sitting close together.
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annastarlingverse · 2 years
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Serenity: Everybody used to fear and respect me. Now they think I'm some sad sack of emotion. Lyra: Hey, don't say that. I'm sure they still fear you. You're the meanest person I've ever met. Lyra: I'm scared to come out of my room most mornings 'cause I don't know what you're gonna say to me. Serenity: Really? Lyra: Yeah.
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enigma-the-mysterious · 10 months
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If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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batfamgalore · 1 year
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Donna: We got to get to the hospital and we got to get there fast!
Dick: Then I should drive.
Garth: Why you?
Dick: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Roy: Okay, let’s do it.
(Everyone screaming)
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samthechaotic · 28 days
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Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.
Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.
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pixelgirlsworld · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes #1 (Lottery)
(Y/N) and Jason, at the same time: “aw no, fuck!”
(Y/N): “your ticket didn’t win either?”
Jason: “I didn’t win, my numbers all match.”
(Y/N), facepalming. “Jason give me the fucking paper.”
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celaenaeiln · 9 months
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Jason: *barging into the cave* What the hell are you doing?! The little brat said Dick’s been kidnapped, so why are you just sitting here?!
Tim: *taking a slow sip of coffee* he hasn’t been kidnapped.
Jason: What do you mean? Where is he then?
Tim: He’s hanging out with the Titans
Jason: *putting down his helmet and grabbing a cookie off Tim’s plate* Then why’d the toddler say he’s been kidnapped.
Tim: *glaring at him for stealing his precious cookie* He learned that if Dick couldn’t spend time with him he could just say that Dick’s been kidnapped so that the rest of us would crash the place to “rescue” him.
Jason: That’s…that’s actually pretty smart. I wonder where he learned that.
Tim: *side-eyeing a hunched and scowling Bruce over the rim of his coffee mug*
Jason:
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