ellie on the other hand might do it
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Joel: *smashes window*
Joel: vandalism is wrong ellie
Ellie: okay
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ellie: wow, joel, this parking job is about as straight as i am.
joel:
ellie:
joel: i don't know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me. or that you just insulted my parking.
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Joel: Excuse me? Hi, I lost my kid, can I make an announcement?
Store employee: Of course!
Joel: Thank you so much
Joel, over the PA: Goodbye you little shit.
Ellie, wandering the aisles looking for Joel: Oh.
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Ellie: ARE YOU-
Tommy: Fucking.
Ellie: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Tommy: Fucking.
Ellie: IDIOT!!!
Joel: ... What was that?!
Tommy: You banned Ellie from swearing, so I’ve volunteered to help her out.
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Joel: Wow. A surprisingly peaceful and domestic moment. When will it be ruined?
Ellie: *bursts through the front door nearly breaking it off its hinges* JOEEEELLLL!
Joel: *sighs but smiles regardless* There it is
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Ellie, first time at a zoo: So what are they in for?
Joel: Ellie, this isn't a prison.
Ellie: So they can leave?
Joel: No, but-
Ellie, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered a guy.
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jesse: the stars are really beautiful tonight
ellie: you know what's more beautiful?
both, sighing: dina
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Ellie: My first kiss turned into a zombie
Dina: That's rough, buddy
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Dina: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying?
Ellie: Damn, if people did that to each other, Joel would’ve killed me years ago.
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joel: what happened to your nose?
ellie: i used it to break some guys fist
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ellie: *gently headbutts joel in the shoulder to show affection*
joel: *absentmindedly pats ellie’s entire face to acknowledge the affection*
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*Ellie and Dina skipping stones on lake*
Dina: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Ellie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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