The thirteen playing truth or dare in KOA:
Dorian: Manon, truth or dare.
Manon: Truth
Dorian: I dare you to kiss me right now.
Manon: *moving immediately to kiss him*
Asterin: She didn’t even even say dare?
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Fenrys: “Has anyone seen Lorcan? I can’t find him anywhere.”
Elide: “Hang on, I’ve got this.”
Elide: “ELIDE LOCHAN ISN’T THAT GREAT!!!”
Lorcan: *appears, death magic ready* “Whoever said that is going to die.”
Elide: “Found him.”
Aelin: *already on fire* “Who the fuck said that???”
Aedion: *behind Aelin with the entire Bane* “Someone wants to fucking die today?!?”
Elide: “No, I was just-”
Manon: *drops from the sky, entire coven in tow* “Witches, today we kill someone who really and truly deserves it.”
Elide: *to Fenrys* “I may have made a mistake…”
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Aelin: this is my ex boyfriend, Rowan
Rowan: for the last time Aelin, you can’t keep introducing me like that, I am your husband
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I’m prepared and yet not. Ready to get ripped to shreds. Much like in real life, SJM reminds me that you should never trust a man. They either hurt you or die and there is no inbetween.
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Rowan: No one expects an angel to set the world on fire.
Aelin: Aww thanks.
Rowan: What? No, you’re the devil incarnate. I was talking to Dorian.
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*rowan and dorian talking*
*rowan phone buzzes*
rowan: oh, it's aelin
rowan: she's upset with lysandra and aedion
rowan: *buzz* and lorcan
rowan: *buzz* and chaol
rowan: *buzz* and manon
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Wangnan: You saved me! I owe you my life.
Khun: No thanks.
Khun: I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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Aelin making vape donuts with her sheer majestic power
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Nicky: The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.
Booker: Jesus, Nicky I said I was sorry
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Dorian: *kisses Manon*
Manon: What was that?
Dorian: Affection.
Manon: Disgusting.
Manon:
Manon: Do it again.
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Aelin: so like when you’re a hawk can you talk to all the other hawks? Have you got bird friends that don’t know you’re not really a bird?
Rowan: fireheart.. please.. it’s 3am.. go to fucking sleep
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