#incorrect tog quotes
While Climbing the Tower
Jahad: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Eduan: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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Incorrect ToG #26
Lysandra: should we have a Romeo and Juliet moment?
Aedion: yeah sure
Lysandra: What are you doing?
Aedion: I’ve got the poison
Lysandra: I meant the young foolish love kinda thing, you wet rag
Aedion, blinking: oh yeah, that too I guess
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Dorian: Everything is going to be alright.
Aelin: How can you say that?
Dorian: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Bam: *training shirtless*
Khun: Something's rising and it ain't Jesus-
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Aelin: I need that bed.
Aelin: Because I need it.
Aelin: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they’d attack this bed first. So, I need that bed.
Rowan: So, you’re saying that you want me to get murdered first? In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?
Aelin: That was the plan. I was hoping your screams of agony would alert me to the intruder’s presence so I could escape.
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Aelin : do you have a date for valentine's day?
Fenrys : yeah, February 14th.
Aelin : i- nevermind.
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Lorcan : there are 21 letters in the alphabet.
Elide : no wth are you dumb, there's 26.
Lorcan : oh right, i must have forgotten URAQT
Elide : Lorcan, you're 500. You must know the alphabets by now.
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Joe: Do you guys wanna see a card trick?
Nile: Oh, I do.
Joe: Okay, first thing I need is a deck of cards.
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Andy: Wow, I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.
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Booker: I have found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil
Andy: Which is?
Booker: If they dislike Nile, they’re evil
Andy, nodding her head in agreement: Yeah that makes sense. Then we kill them
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-Aelin and Rhysand meeting for the first time-
Aelin: *screams louder*
Rowan: Shouldn’t we stop them??
Feyre: No, wait, I wanna see who wins.
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khun: if you have a problem with my plan, raise your hand
hatz: *raises his hand*
khun: now put it over your mouth
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Me: I think you should get married.
Dorian: I'm listening. To whom?
Me: What do you mean to whom, obviously Ma-
Dorian: *proposes to Maeve*
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Lorcan: Love is weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Rowan: You’re literally making a birthday card for Elide right now.
Lorcan: [pointing a glue gun at him] You’re on thin fucking ice, Whitethorn.
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Joe: so, without getting emotional *cries*
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Elide : who knew getting in trouble would be so difficult?
Yrene : i gotta hand it to you Aelin, you make it look so easy!
Aelin : years of practice.
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Dorian : i want to live in your socks bro.
Chaol : what the heck bro?
Dorian : So i can be with you every step of the way.
Chaol : *tearing up* bro?
Dorian : Bro.
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Nicky: Be careful when you leave in the morning, it's ass eating season!!!
Nile: Nicky what do you think "ass eating season" means
Nicky: There's frost on the deck! Slippery!!! You'll fall and eat ass
Nile: Who told you that
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Nicky: Make love and war.
Nile: I don't think that's how the saying goes-
Nicky: *knocks out someone who insulted Joe*
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