#incorrect toh quotes
Amity: WHO DID THIS! WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO BE
Luz: it was me
Amity: -be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Willow: if it had been me I’d probably be dead.
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Edric: Look, Hunter, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
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Parent Raine AU
Raine, throwing water bottles around the Owl House:
HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE.
Hunter: ...What's going on?
Eda: They're trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Raine: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Hunter: *sniffle* It's working.
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THE OWL HOUSE - Hunter joins the squad and Luz makes a group chat, part 2
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Raine, tending to Eda's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Eda: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Odalia, after looking at her son's grades: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's!
Edric: We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
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Raine: Quit your job
Raine: Join my emo band
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(Over at Blight Manor)
Amity, flustered after kissing Luz: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Edric, worried about his date: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Emira: Well this is annoying. I wonder what Amity’s friends are up to.
(Meanwhile, over at the Owl House)
Luz, flustered about Amity kissing her: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gus, realizing he’s developing feelings for Mattholomule: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Willow, still in a cast: -_-
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Edric: I'm just a Romeo, looking for his Juliet.
Hunter: I can be your Juliet.
Edric: Wait, really?
Hunter: Sure. Already started digging my grave, we can skip forward to the double-suicide part.
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Hunter watching you sleep
Hunter: Your so cute.
(Y/N) sleepily: I could kill you
Hunter, lovingly: I know.
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Raine: Babe come over
Eda: I can't, I'm learning glyphs
Raine: I'm plotting against the emperor
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Luz to Hunter: if you don’t want to join my found family you should’ve killed me when you had the chance.
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Edric: *running towards Hunter with open arms*
Hunter: *moves out of the way*
Edric: Hey, why'd you move?!
Hunter: I thought you were going to attack me.
Edric: I was going to hug you!
Hunter: Why would you hug me?
Edric: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Amity: at dinner with my family do NOT bring up politics
Luz: got it
Odalia: so what are your political beliefs?
Luz, caught off guard, dropping fork in surprise: w-well i, think uh, pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he, uh, if he had a gun
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THE OWL HOUSE - Lunter as text messages, part 2
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Amity: What is love?
Luz: Baby don’t hurt me.
Amity: I would never hurt you.
Luz: No, It’s a song.
Amity, conjuring an abomination: I would never let anybody hurt you.
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Belos: Have you ever experienced PTSD, depression, sleep deprivation, anxiety, or emotional manipulation?
Golden guard, only a day into his time with the coven: No.
Belos: Would you like to?
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Eda: Luz, I’d like you to meet my partner
Luz: …in crime, or romantically?
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Raine: *externally* do you have Kids?
Raine: *internally* Eda what the fuck do WE have Kids?
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Emira: Why are there three golden retrievers in your bedroom?
Edric: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. They'll help me retrieve the golden guard. This is a flawless plan.
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