#incorrect tokyo ghoul

[vampireernie]

*kaneki and hide skipping stones on a lake together*

Kaneki: Wow its such a beautiful day today isn't it Hide?

Hide (whispering as he throws): Take that you fucking lake

#tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul re #incorrect tokyo ghoul quotes #incorrect tokyo ghoul #hideyoshi nagachika #ken kaneki #kaneki ken

[aromantickaneki]

Yomo: Nothing is free

Uta: Anything is free if you take it without paying

#tokyo ghoul #tg #incorrect tokyo ghoul #renji yomo #tg uta #yomouta

[sleepinghellokitty]

Juzo: My 11 year ban on yahoo expires today! Shinohara: ..I'm sorry, 11 YEARS?!

#tokyo ghoul #tg juzo #tg shinohara #juzo suzuya #shinohara yukinori #suzuya juzo #yukinori shinohara #tg incorrect quotes #incorrect tg #incorrect tokyo ghoul #tg textposts

[blankperiodssn]

Hide: Why hello there~

Kaneki: Hello

Hide: Seductively looks at you

Kaneki: … did you just say that outloud?

#source: my sns version of this😭 #hide totally would tho #poor kaneki would just be confused #touka’s probably there to witness it too in all its glory and just drops whatever she was doing to leave #incorrect tokyo ghoul #incorrect tokyo ghoul qoutes #incorrect TG qoutes #incorrect kanehide #incorrect hidekane #kanehide #hidekane #kaneki ken #hideyoshi nagachika

[thatdeadmikey]

#myedit #manga #tokyo ghoul incorrect quotes #manga mine #manga dark #manga edit #tokyo ghoul #kaneki ken #manga art #manga series #ken kaneki

[backgroundcharacterno15]

Furuta: Ok, I wasn't properly listening when this happened so you're gonna have to take this with a grain of sa-

Koori: bitch I'm gonna have to see a doctor because of the fuckton of salt I have to take with everything you say

#tokyo ghoul #furuta nimura #koori ui #tg incorrect quotes #someone actually said this to me and it's cracking me up to this day

[kyanitedragon]

Hide: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Kaneki: Me after I have a near-death experience and start seeing The Clown

Hide: The who?

Kaneki: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly

#tokyo ghoul #tg incorrect quotes #source: twitter #tg

[faefaye]

Amon: Akira just gave me a "get better soon" card.

Shinohara: That's sweet of her.

Amon: No, I'm not sick… she just thinks I could do better.

#i found this in my files and thought of them :p #tokyo ghoul #koutarou amon #akira mado #mado akira #amon koutarou #shinohara yukinori #source: unknown #tokyo ghoul incorrect quotes

[vampireernie]

Touka: Momma didn't raise no bitch, let's go

Kaneki: I don't really think momma raised anyone but ok

#tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul re #ken kaneki #haise #haise sasaki #tokyo ghoul touka #touka #touka kirishima #incorrect tokyo ghoul

[aromantickaneki]

Touka: A bullet may have your name on it, but a fireball is addressed "to whom it may concern"

#tokyo ghoul #tg #touka kirishima #kirishima touka #incorrect tokyo ghoul #tg incorrect quotes

[strangesthirdeye]

Ghoul Y/n uhuk

John: *opens the door* Greg?

Greg: John *nods in greeting*

John: what are you doing here?

Greg: I believe Sherlock sneaked out some of the eyeballs from the lab according to Molly. So I need that back to the lab for the sake of Molly.

John: *stunned* Sherlock!

Sherlock: *confused* what?

John: did you take the eyeballs from the lab?

Sherlock: John, I haven't done an experiment in 3 months, let alone steal eyeballs from the lab

John: then who else wants to steal?

Y/n: *descends the stairs from the top while holding a jar of eyeballs in both hands *

John: Y/n! You're stole the eyeballs

Y/n: *startled and look at John* it's not my fault that I'm hungry.

#benedict cumberbatch x reader #bbc shows #benedict cumberbatch #sherlock bbc #bbc sherlock x reader #sherlock reader insert #incorrect sherlock quotes #sherlock holmes x reader #dr john watson #tokyo ghoul x reader #tokyo ghoul #johnlock

[imgabysama]

post TG-re:

Akira: Amon, I think you broke my clavicle yesterday

Amon: Haha, you know I don't fall for that anymore, Akira...

Akira: *pulls her shirt and shows a bruise* see?

Amon: Holy s-

#tokyo ghoul #akira mado #amon koutarou #akiramon #tokyo ghoul incorrect quotes #the closest i got to tg week was with this post

[maplequeen94]

“’𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑 𝐵𝑎𝑘𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒’ 𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑧 𝐾𝑎𝑓𝑘𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑．“

－ 𝐊𝐞𝐧 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐤𝐢 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 (𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲)

#tokyo ghoul #Tokyo ghoul re #ken kaneki #kaneki ken #tokyo ghoul kaneki #incorrect Tokyo Ghoul quotes

[whateveranimex]

Rize: Are you having another depressive episode?

Kaneki: A depressive episode?

Kaneki: I'm having a depressive series and we're on season nine.

#anime #Anime / Manga #incorrect anime quotes #tokyo ghoul #kaneki #kaneki ken #rize kamishiro #tokyo ghoul kaneki #tokyo ghoul rize

[incorrect-tokyo-ghoul-quotes]

Yomo: I hate you.

Uta: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

#incorrect quotes #tokyo ghoul #uta #renji yomo #source: perchance generator

[zer0n0tf0und]

Kaneki, talking to Hide on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Hide: You bet! Kaneki: At what temperature? Hide 535. Kaneki: That's the clock. Hide: Kaneki: Hide: 536.

#tokyo ghoul #Hide #ken kaneki #funny #incorrect quotes